Wincent had no idea what they were doing. To be honest, this was not one of their brightest ideas.
Oh, yeah, let's go looking for the supposedly-dead ex-ruler of the Faerie Kingdom! That'll go great! Where would he even be?
The former faerie meandered in the Silver Woods for a bit, steering clear of larger settlements like Faeriewood and Sugarcrest.
A... moderately-sized slime caught the agent's eye.
"Odd," they muttered, "Slimes don't usually live here."
The slime, upon hearing Wincent's voice, startled, before jumping away as fast as it's slime-y body could go.
"Ah--! Wait!"
[ @cookies-and-stars ]
[Be warned, this is ELDER PRICK territory. Shocking, I know.]
Gelato had not meant to be noticed by the strange faerie that was wandering around near Papa’s house. But they had noticed it, and now the slime was panicking.
It burbled a worried noise, but couldn’t do much else than try to go faster— aaaaand the faerie caught them in midair.
Stubbornly, they stretched their body towards the ground in a vain attempt to escape the stranger’s grip.
"Why isn't there a how-to guide for conquering Earthbread?"
"Tell ya what, Bug, we can write it when we accomplish said task."
Askbox: OPEN!
Storyline Masterposts!
--------------------- ~ Act 1 ~ ---------------------
The Art of Dealing With Faeries, Beasts, and Stars
[Created before Chapters 11 & 12 of Beast-Yeast, VERY canon divergent]
Part 1 - COMPLETE
Part 2 - COMPLETE
Part 3 - COMPLETE
Part E - COMPLETE
--------------------- ~ Act 2 ~ ---------------------
How to Cheat Death, Fight God, and Get a Girlfriend
[You can read this directly after Chapter 15 of Beast-Yeast if you squint]
Part 4 - COMPLETE
Part 5 - IN PROGRESS (current story)
Don't have time to read it all? Here's a summary of everything that has happened! Current up to #crooked cracks. <- Search the tag to see the posts related to the current story!!
Discord Server || WL and DE's Designs || Current PFP
Doodles will occur at random (when I feel like it). I (Loaf) am actually a Lily apologist. This will affect how I play her character :3
Lily uses she/they pronouns! Dee (Dark Enchantress) uses she/her pronouns. I use all, but I might list a preference.
Other blogs:
@evil-codlings - Cookies of Darkness blog!! Relevant to this one.
@milkstar-galaxies - I caved. Made a Milky Way blog. Dramatic sigh.
@cookies-and-stars - Multimuse CRRP blog with no rhyme or reason.
@flebdoodle - Main blog!! Art 'n stuff prolly.
^The current state of the Ongoing Story^
--Tags--
#lilytalks - in character posts
#e-sides - DEposting <3
#lilybloops - in character, non-canon posts
#flowerbox - answering asks
#loafcrumbs - ooc mod things
#behind the vines - worldbuilding-type questions
#elder prick - elder faerie was in charge of the blog for a bit :3
#* - The Universe, "Verse", says hello.
~~Storylines~~
#just a dream - the events leading up to the silentlily breakup.
#last leaf falls - INCONSISTENTLY TAGGED! The events leading up to the box and the things that take place inside. Kind of.
#valley of shattered dreams - lily died. the anons said no.
#castle of contradictions - lily lives. problem is, she's sort-of trapped in dark enchantress' castle.
#crooked cracks - you go girl! get that deteriorating mental state!
#eldfae's three r's - eldfae's apology tour
#AoD Fucking Dies: the movie - the Archangel of Destiny battle.
^THE FRIDGE!^
Things I find funny will be added to it as the story progresses.
THE FRIDGE PART TWO (FUCK)
*mystic flour wanders, she never thought she had to go to this place again however she needs to find out what that brat was doing, fog covers around her*
"I'm going to fucking kill Silverbell Cookie once he gets out of there, I should've never put him in the fucking-- OW. Stupid fucking migraine, piece of shit box, should've just made a real - ow, fuck - place--!"
..?
A voice. A very... familiar voice.
Elder Faerie's voice.
"And White Lily is still missing, and I still don't have the piece that I need, and..."
Elder Faerie... I need to speak to you... Keep this between us... No one else can know...
~ @theblacksapphirecookie
"What do you wish to speak about, young one?"
[Note: Be FUCKING careful. If he catches wind that you're a Beast's child or minion, he will either attempt to seal or kill you. The only people he will accept changing sides are minions, so um beast kids... sorry L]
*Moonstone heads over towards the infirmary, using his magic to help him walk to where his father is.*
@askmoonstonecookie
Elder Faerie is sitting in one of the infirmary's beds, head turned away from the door and toward the window, as if he's trying to look out of it. There are bandages over his eyes and the top of his head.
