Eagle Knocker Riddles + My Answers
“What asks but never answers?”
“A question.”
“What I am?”
“Again, a fucking question.”
“What’s brown and sticky?”
“A stick.”
“What has an eye, but can’t see?”
“A potato, a needle, a blind person, Nick Fury with his one eye closed, a drawing of an eye, a door with a peephole, Mike Wasoski with his eye closed. Literally like a lot of things. Take your pick.”
“What gets broken without being held?”
“My heart. Ayyyyyyyyye.”
“How many of each species did Moses take on the Ark?”
“Two? That’s a stupid question... Wait a minute... That was him. That was the other dude.”
“He has married many women but never himself been married.”
“A lying hoe.”
“Take off my skin and I won't cry. But you will. What am I?”
“Red skull?”
“Imagine you’re in a dark room. How do you get out?”
“Imagine a door.”
“What can you catch, but not throw?”
“My breath.”
“What’s at the end of a rainbow?”
“One hell of a gay party.”
“What is light as a feather, but strong men can't hold it?”
“The Mjolrin?”
“What is always coming but never arrives?”
*whispers* “Your mom.”
“Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?”
“Cause he don’t deserve it.”
“How many letters are in the alphabet?”
“26 duh.”
“What came first, the chicken or the egg?”
“Egg.”
“What has a mouth but can't chew?"
“Someone who just got dental work done. Someone or something without teeth.”
“What question can you never honestly answer yes to?”
“One that you know the answer is no...”
“Who has four eyes but can never see?”
“Again with the eyes man. Well if I’m wearing a shirt with four eyes on it, they don’t work so they can’t see. So, there ya go.”
“I am always in front and never behind. What am I?”
“It’s me, bitch.”
“What gets tighter when stretched?”
“I’d answer that, but there are children present.”
“The more of me you have, the longer you live. The more of me you have, the less you have left.”
*covers 1st-year’s ears* “Horcruxes.”
