#im procrastinating

[iamafkrn]

Spending more time THINKING about writing instead of actually WRITING is just the final boss of the “its the thought that counts” mentality

[nicheretrohorrorgame]

OGURAAAAAA NORIIKKOOOOOOOOOO

[squidinu]

you’re a kobold

[blueangelbby]

ahem

corruption kink x kidnapping hucklerabbot for @laceoddity bc the worms are in my brain

Dennis is getting too comfortable with both Robby and Jack.

It started off simple. A pat on the back here, a "atta boy" there. Just little things to let him know he was doing his job well.

Then it morphed into something...different. Questions about his activities on his days off, his nights out, what bars he had been frequenting. When he talked about his weekend, if he mentioned a date, one of them would ask if they'd gone all the way. Dennis would blush and mumble something about "Not on the first date" and Robby would grin, leaning in a little closer over the desk and say "Really? Pretty guy like you doesn't get fucked on the first date?"

"I don't believe that," Jack adds, matching twisted grin on his face.

They finally got it out of him that he was still, tragically in his head, (wonderfully in theres), a blushing virgin.

So they start offering to help him learn the best ways to please a man. Jack has him on his knees in the bathroom at shift hand off, praising and critiquing his blowjob skills. Robby pulls him aside in an empty patient room to show him, through extensive hands on learning, what it should feel like when someone preps you with their fingers, how many Dennis can take, which Robby reassures him he can take more and more and-

He's been going on dates with this one guy. Dennis really likes him too; he's nice, he's not been freaked out that Dennis isn't ready for any physical stuff yet. He's a good guy.

Robby and Jack hate him.

So when Dennis finally decides he's ready for that next step, they have to do something about it. He tells them he's ready, because of course he does, because it's normal to tell your boss and his partner something like that. They've already got his room set up in their house, they just wait for him to show up to the place he's supposed to be meeting his date, and grab him. It's quick, it's fast, and he's so good that he doesn't even make a fuss when they shove him in the back of their car.

They're the ones that put all of this work into making him be so fuckable, why wouldn't they be the ones that reaped the benefits?

[remmicreates]

Frost with glasses truther except i cant draw glasses very well.

[weirocrossing]

gege and san lang ❤️

[discrypt]

quick little doodle of @notdysfunk sphinx sun with my cryptid moon from one of my fics simply cause i am procrastinating on making art fight refs

(i dont know what im doing)

[wishyoudwell]

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