#eah incorrect quotes

[saturn00l]

ideas are hard to come by these days

- blondie on her way to blackmail more people

[rockabyedaisy]

Sebek wearing a pink juicy couture outfit Briar gave him as initiation: Uh.. am I dressing quite properly Miss Beauty?

Briar with her phone out: OMG YES BABY GIRL! YOU SLAYING THAT SHIT!

Sebek, now smiling with glee: Huh, I guess I do "slay" this uniform indeed.

Silver: Why do you always got to take modern slang compliments like a middle aged man? You're younger than me for goodness sak-

Sebek: QUIET YOU SILVER HAIRED HARLOT!

Briar wiping a tear from her face: They grow up so fast.

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

If you ever think Im chill remember that Madeleine Hatter has always been at the top of my kin list :3

[nuffinc-sword-lesbian]

Apple: We need to look presentable.

Briar: I am presentable.

Apple: You’re wearing sunglasses, pajamas, and holding a smoothie.

Briar: Presentation is all about confidence ✨

[thewastedpotential]

That one scean from modern family but in eah:

Raven: Where's my mom?

Cerise: In jail.

Raven: What?

Badwolf: Now, Cerise what did I say?

Cerise: That it was only a matter of time.

Badwolf: NO-

[ohimesamakotoni]

uh oh

[howlette11]

Maddie: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Briar: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

[class-of-classics-blog]

Badwolf: Would you move on if i die?

Red: How stupid of you to think death can get you out of this relationship