Feb 15, 2018
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Really, though, we all know it should be renamed to Social Media Avoidance Day for all the single folk. But don't worry, we all die alone anyway! Like this sad bastard. He was probably on his way to buy some chocolate-covered salted whale meat for his consort when he was held up by a band of marauders, no doubt looting and pillaging in the name of St Valentine. We all know the story. #valentinesday #ashwednesday #goodchristian #livelaughlove #eatwhale