#ech posts of all time

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*twirling my hair around my finger and giggling* omg stooppp

the stop sign standing in the empty night street in front of me:

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I think Higuchi should be allowed to go feral and kill a bunch of people. as a treat. tired of her being turned into a cutesy klutz or whatever. I want her to be haggard and shaken and covered in blood

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I've got that sleepy swag, that drowsy drip, that bedtime beauty beat

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Ordered a burger and got castrated behind the dumpster by a man in a clown costume

well this wouldn't have happened if you'd read the warning outside. you know, the sign that specifically says that our one and only chef is a Russian sleeper agent supposedly named Kyle who will wake up and carry out violent actions upon hearing any of the following words said twice or more within a single sentence: "burger", "hamburger", "cheeseburger", "coke", "order", "water", "jackhammer", "clown", "car", and "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis". your failure to read the explicit warning posted outside our doors is why your injury occurred, therefore we take no responsibility and you can't sue us. also please change your rating to 5 stars, our burgers are absolutely sublime and by far the finest burgers in town and WAIT KYLE NO KYLE STOP KYLE BACK OFF BACK OFF KYLE PLE--

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going through bottles upon bottles and bars upon bars of soap to find the one soap that tastes like cilantro