one of us is dead 1
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for @jegulus-microfic prompt cemetery, wc 279
“Okay, but isn’t this kinda cringe? A huge ass abandoned mansion behind a creepy fucking cemetery in a bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere. And what’s more? The place was apparently so foggy only a week ago that no one could see past the trees, but suddenly the fog is gone, and the view is all clear. How can anyone miss such a big mansion built on a goddamn hill? No matter the fog. And moreover–”
“Are you scared, Crouch?” Sirius cuts his rambling off. “Because if you are, you can turn around and leave.”
“I’m not scared!” Barty defends. “I’m being realistic.”
“Don’t,” Sirius deadpans. “It’s creepy.”
“You–!”
“Shut up, both of you,” Regulus snaps. “I don’t think the map the locals gave us is entirely accurate. We might just have to go in blind.”
“Obviously, the map is inaccurate,” Barty scoffs. “The townsfolk didn’t even want to acknowledge the existence of the mansion. Even when they could fucking see it.”
“That’s what makes it all the more interesting! Why was the place covered in fog? Where did all the fog go? Why the hell are people so scared of it? Man, I have a good feeling about this place.” Sirius looks ready to vibrate out of his skin with excitement.
“You’re the only person in the world who has good feelings about haunted mansions, you freak,” Barty mutters, and these two start arguing again.
“Let’s hurry up and go in, you idiots,” Regulus sighs. “I have no desire to waste the day standing outside, listening to your bullshit.”
Regulus pushes the door open with his gloved hands. They step inside, and the door closes behind them.











