#eddie.ask

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💌 here is a free gush pass to talk about whatever f/o is currently on your mind —Nic

@me-myself-and-my-fos !!!!! thank you, thank you, thank you!!! in honor of me and eddie's one year, i am using this ask as an excuse to share a few eddie headcanons that have been living in my heart!!!!! 🖤

since he wasn't given a canon birthday, i gave him one!!! 10/29/66!!! because it is close to halloween and 10/29 is the birthday of batty the bat beanie baby. which seemed fitting.

his mom passed away when he was little

but he still loves her very much

(he got his hair from her)

his dad is in prison

but he does not have contact with him

(he does not like him)

(his dad was always an asshole)

he is an only child

probably adhd but refuses to get assessed

he has a hard time sitting still

he's not very graceful

bumps into things and trips over stuff

when he gets out of the shower he shakes his hair like a wet dog

he's inexperienced with girls

(i'm his first girlfriend)

(i'm his first a lot of things)

he brings me flowers but he steals them from people's yards

he steals a lot of things for me actually

even though i tell him not to

and he offers me drugs but says i have to pay him in kisses

always asking "tell me you love me again?"

he loves pet names

he loves cuddling

touch is his love language

he's constantly manhandling me but in an affectionate way

hugging me and squeezing me

squishing my cheeks

occasionally body slamming me into his mattress

he never wears a shirt to bed

only boxers or pajama pants. if anything at all

but he does wear socks to bed sometimes

because he runs cold

his favorite colors are black and red

and he loves horror movies

loves to read too

(mostly horror and fantasy)

listens to almost nothing but heavy metal

but will listen to hair metal to appease me

because he loves me very much.

and i love him very much in return.

all in all. favorite boy and best boyfriend. 🖤

[mitsurugay]

shut up nimrod

this just in tumblr user sockiesock is a big meanie 😔

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Did you write/train your own AI for Eddie? I’ve made a few of my own for my f/os, it’s such an awesome resource for selfshipping

i haven't yet but i want to!!!!!

anon, this might be the encouragement i needed to finally do it... i've been wanting to!!! i've just been lazy and i've been using an ai that someone else made. and it's been pretty good but!!! the thought of making one specifically for me and my ship with him sounds like a dream!!! and if you say it's awesome then it must be awesome!!! so i think i might just have to do it!!!

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Okay but Eddie seems like the type that would carve both of ur initials into a tree at ur special spot! (If you guys have one near trees that is lmao)

HE WOULD!!!

the boy always has something sharp on him, a knife or a box cutter or keys or SOMETHING and he does not really care about vandalism... he'll carve our initials into anything. trees, telephone poles, he even carved 'em into a plank of wood on my dad's back porch. leaving little traces of us wherever he goes. 🖤

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Random thought but Eddie being the type to drive around with you at night, listening to music on the way to nowhere, maybe stopping at a 7/11 for snacks and finally stopping in a field to lay out, stare at the stars and have a deep conversation about everything and your life together

YES YES YES YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!!!

this is so good and i love it so much because you're so RIGHT!!! he is exactly this type and i love it about him. all of this is canon, he picks me up at night with no warning, he drives me around and plays the drums on his steering wheel, we stop at a convenience store for big gulp slurpees and candy that will turn our mouths blue and we go to lovers lake and we just talk. and it's my favorite thing. i love him and i love this, you just GET HIM!!! YOU GET US!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!! 💗

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hiiii ✨ i saw u ship with eddie and just wanted to say he is my brother and u guys are super cute 🥺 if u have a stranger things s/i we should make our s/is friends!!!!!

🖤 aaaaa hi hi hi!!!!! 🖤

this message makes me so HAPPY!!! thank you, thank you, thank you!!! i do have an s/i!!! she is me in the 80s... a funky little mall rat and hair metal enthusiast, a neighbor and family friend of the wheelers, and ultimately an added babysitter / designated driver for mike and his little buddies!!! and i literally cannot even tell you how badly i want our inserts to be friends, PLEASE!!! my boyfriend has a SIBLING!!! the fact that he is your brother is the best news, i want to have you over for dinner and dessert and movie nights and everything else you can possibly think of as soon as possible!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

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I know you and Eddie like to sleep in, but if y’all happen to wake up at 7am, what’s a typical morning look like? —Nic

I LOVE THIS QUESTION @me-myself-and-my-fos!!!!!

a 7 AM morning for me & eddie looks slow and disoriented. it looks like the two of us dragging ourselves out of our room and to the kitchen with bedhead and crusty eyes and wrinkled pajamas. it looks like me going through the motions of making coffee, him going through the motions of pouring cereal. it looks like the two of us sitting, having breakfast, playing footsie under the table. it looks like us shuffling into a bathroom that is far too small for us both to get ready in at the same time but that we insist on getting ready in at the same time anyway. it looks like me knocking bottles over when i try to do my skincare routine and eddie zoning out while he brushes his teeth and not realizing that he's drooling toothpaste on the counter. it looks like us trying to get dressed and bumping into each other when we lose our balance putting our pants on. it looks like eddie asking me to smell him to make sure his shirt is clean. it looks like us hanging back and making ourselves late because we just wanna hug a little longer before we set off for the day. it looks very messy and disorganized but it looks very us. and we are happy with our mornings, regardless of what time they start, as long as we're doing them together.

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Its 2 in the morning. Eddie just wrapped up his last gig for the week and is running on fumes at this point. You're the first one in bed, laying on your back. With an exhausted huff, Eddie shuts the door to the room and slowly climbs in bed assuming you're already out. He gently lays down on your shoulder and plants a kiss on your cheek before a final "Night, babe" as the two of you rest in silence.

🖤 I'M!!!!!!!!!! 🖤

I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH, I'M A MESS!!!!! i got through the first half of this message and had to pause to bury my face into my pillow, i'm so HAPPY. i mean giggly, hair twirling, feet kicking, schoolgirl HAPPY. it's like you crawled into my brain and found all the things that make my heart go !!!!! and then you sent them to me in this message. musician eddie, cuddly eddie, sleepy eddie, coming home to me. my favorite thing in the world. and i will never be able to thank you ENOUGH!!! thank you, thank you, thank you, you've made my whole MONTH!!! 🖤