#eddsworld rant

[fizzy-toast]

I HATE THE RED LEADER PLOTLINE (this is a genuine yap post)

DNI IF YOU HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO SAY. Disagreeing is useful, NOT hating on me or the people who share or don't even agree with my opinion. SO GET OUTTA HERE IF YOU WANNA HATE >:(

Okay so here's the thing

I genuinely hate the "evil Red Leader Tord!!!" arc for Tord.

They didn't have to do that to my guy!! He would NEVER do such a thing if you actually pay attention to the series before he left (and if you see things through my delusional eyes).

Like idk why the FUCK they decided to make him evil, but THEY HAD NO REASON TO!! I get it, it's cool to imagine a nice character coming back and being not nice, BUT THAT ISN'T TORD ANYMORE!! He's not this evil, apathetic being who doesn't care about his friends. That just feels wrong to me

If someone has an explanation as to why this "makes sense" without including WTFuture, I'LL GLADLY LISTEN. I DON'T SEE IT EVER HAPPENING IF WTFUTURE DIDN'T EXIST.

Also any Patryk and other dude likers DO NOT approach me, I will NOT be interacting with people who like BAD INFLUENCES on my BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT SON!! /Silly

I do not CARE about modern Tord, I refused to watch the newest episode featuring him, and I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE MY COMFORT SERIES GOING SERIOUS AND NOT HAVING SILLY FUN TIMES!!

If you wanted to include Tord for an episode, MAYBE HAVE HIM RUN INTO THEM WHILE ON HIS OWN ADVENTURE?? Maybe have him visit and NOT be evil??? Hell, you can still have him look a little sus in the first half, but then turn it around and make him a good guy??

From what I know, TORI DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT????? SHE'S JUST DOING HER OWN THING AND TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD??? Why can't we just do that?? I don't wanna look at my favorite show and go "Oh, great. That's one of my comfort characters getting a villain arc in a series I loved when I was younger." WHENEVER I GET REMINDED THAT THE END IS CANON.

Like WHY?? I just wanted to see the silly little guys doing silly little guy things.

Anyways.

I am serious when I say this:

NONE OF MY AUS INCLUDE EVIL TORD.

NONE OF MY AUS INCLUDE THE RED LEADER.

NONE OF MY AUS WILL INVOLVE PATRYK AND THE OTHER SHITHEAD BEING HAPPY.

Okay that's it

MAKE SURE TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND COMMENT THE BELL!!!!

[kunoichis-stuff]

My “isn’t she lovely” is literally Tori being the most awesome woman ever who loves hiking while Tord is some petty loser who literally became a world dominator and banned Cola just to annoy Edd or somethin’

[sstargazzer]

Like damn bro, it's not necessary to like kids

Excuse me, but wdym there are 7 PEOPLE who are into minors.

[kelp-i]

New Eddisode Spoilers up ahead... be aware...

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Eddswod fandom, for the love of God, please HEAR ME OUT (my phone needs to charge this is my last message)

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↓ THIS is 2004 Tord

And this? ↓

This bitch is NOT 2004 Tord. That's 2005 Tord. ONE YEAR LATER.

I know the differences are minimal bit c'mon man, why we can't see more content of 2004 Tord WITHOUT his fucking horns??? WHY.

We need more of the cutie. And if you don't need, well, I NEED. (Specially more adult 2004 Tord cuz that "teenage Tord" headcanon makes me so uncomfy c'mon why my man can't pay taxes and adopt a kid 😭 reference to my fankid on god)

Well that's all thank you for coming to my ted talk

[m1lkt3e]

Hey

*RANT INCOMING*

Please don't make me go into another toxic fandom please.

I already have to deal with being in the eddsworld fandom, because hollly shit it's bad.

People have been Harassing people just because of a ship, I heard from one person that's people have been saying that "oNLy toMtorD aMd eDdmATt sHIPs aRe aLlOwEd aNd iF yOu shIP othEr thAn thAt tHeN yoUre oPinIoN iS nOt vAliD anD iLl hARaSs yOu IsbdksJshdjsbakNHdh"

Just shut up.

People can ship whatever the fuck they want to ship.

Speaking of ships...

People have been fucking shipping the IRL people and that's FUCKING DISGUSTING.

I heard that Paul and Patryck's friendship almost ended because of that.

Did I also mention that people have been harassing the creator, demanding new episodes while the FUCKING CREATOR DIED?

It's truly disgusting and I hope people get their shit together.

[cipher-gold24]

Can we just be fucking clear,

the eddsworld fandom isn't toxic because of shippers,

it's toxic because its ran by a guy that doesn't give a fuck about anyone. He's shat all over the fans expression and support multiple times.

And the whole Tord situation is fucking insane. The guy reached out and asked for them to stop using his character.

That did not happen. They cracked down HARDER and they're using it more than ever before. Tord has every fucking right to sue, to take this legal. And he literally cannot for his own safety. The fandom will EXPLODE. he'll be all over the media after two decades of hiding for his safety

These batshit crazy fangirls WILL find the locations and follow him home.

The fandom is so much fucking bigger than it was back when he left. Fans are more unhinged and less empathetic. That man is not safe in public light.

Matt is aware of that. And exploits it because he knows he can get away with it.

With a head like that, of course the fucking fandom is turning in on itself from every angle. You're more prone to threatening violence over meaningless shit, because your role model is an apathetic asshole.

[tomme-bear]

Why are boobs so hard to draw? Actually why are women hard to draw in general??? Lemme draw the smexy Ellsworld women :(

Like the boobs are either to big or just look a bit small for the body shape I do, I don't understand, I wanna give Ellsworld Mark big booba but she had the same hour glass shape as Matilda, I give Matilda slightly smaller booba than Ellsworld Mark but still. Ellsworld Mark may have a slight buff build??

Then Tamara has around medium size boobs and I draw Ellsworld Jon a bit chubby like my version of Jon so I was thinking about giving her larger booba than Tamara

I'm not a fan of BoBW but I did like Elana's design, so I may go with that, I'm honestly not sure, I draw Elana like a a female fitness person (not sure of they have a certain name) which is a lot thinner than my Ell design, I draw Ell this tall ass (She 2 inches taller than Edd, she's a fucking Giant, I wish I knew heights better) and um I think Elana would have a six pack? Maybe idk

Todd is a beautiful man, I think Ellsworld Todd would be this elegant women, perhaps her design would be more proper than Tori (ie not wearing crop tops and short shorts constantly) so she's probably more slender but doesn't have an exact hour glass shape?

I'm sorry if this made no sense, my English is bad when I'm tired.