Valentine Edelgard 💗

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Valentine Edelgard 💗
An ill-fitting throne, like an ill-fitting crown
When I was last playing Three Houses, I was struck again by how small Byleth looks, seated on Sothis's throne:
They just look so fantastically unfitting for the throne.
Female Byleth can't even touch her heels to the ground, and while male Byleth can do that much, the arm rests are too far apart for him to use them properly, and he visibly has to sit so far forward that he can't rest his back against the back of the throne, either.
A pretty common theory is that Sothis was huge when she was alive, and aside from just the sheer size of the throne this is supported by, of all the grotesque things, the Sword of the Creator itself:
It's pretty easy to infer that the serrated portion of the blade was crafted from Sothis's spine. A person's spine generally constitutes 25% of their total height, and the Sword of the Creator is huge, especially compared to Female Byleth:
With Byleth being 5'4'', Sothis could easily be between seven and eight feet tall. She'd easily dwarf everyone else in the game, including Dedue and Nemesis.
Where am I going with this?
Byleth not being big enough to sit properly upon Sothis's throne is symbolic in a way: they're being pressed into a position that doesn't suit them. Just look at how uncomfortable and uncertain they seem, particularly female Byleth.
Spoilers for Fire Emblem Three Houses; mainly Crimson Flower. Radiant Dawn and Xenoblade Chronicles 1.
Hear me out…
There is nothing wrong with liking Edelgard as a character. There is nothing wrong with agreeing with Edelgard’s manifesto. But there is something you have to admit if you’ve played through all four routes in FE3H…
(Spoilers below the cut, and also Edelgard critical, but in a fair way)
my stance on the edelgard discourse: i think she did lots of things wrong and she should've committed more crimes just so more people on the internet can get irrationally angry about a fictional character in an anime chess game
The edelgard is her own worst critic ideas are so funny to me:
"I'm drenched in the blood of those I have to sacrifice to get the world I dream of. I won't stop, but I will say that this is happening"
she is not critiquing herself. She's acknowledging some nagging sense of guilt that she hopefully feels after staring a war, massacaring an impoverished neighbouring country, sacking the farms and villages of Faerghus, attacking the alliance (which was staying out of the fight), experimenting on her own people and other nation's peoples (ordelia in particular) to create human experimentation beasts capable of taking down a sizeable chunk of an army, and allying herself with people who use WMDs, has her secret service (Hubert etc) kill or silence all the opposing nobles in her country, is complicit in (and may well have ordered) the torture of war prisoners, organised instability in neighbouring nation so that her and TWSTD's lackey Cornelia would take over - killing their regent, and trying to kill their prince, keeps the 'vassal state' Bridgid on a very short leash and forces their crown princess to fight in her war.
And that's only in the war phase. In white clouds she attacks her classmates, is complicit in a kidnapping, is complicit in human experimentation (though she's a bit angry about it), is complicit in torture (some of Hubert's dialogue as well as the lost item that suggests he is "someone who is callous in their methods" even in white clouds), destroys a religious site which is giving sanctuary to people, ransacks the graves and memorial of a genocided people, is complicit in murder (since it isn't wartime, everyone who dies from unprovoked attack, including Jeralt, is murdered), declares war, threatens her political hostage should Petra not want to join her side in the war she just declared, and that's just the stuff that I can remember!
Edelgard is not her own worst critic. Edelgard's worst critic is Dimitri, closely followed by the nation of Faerghus and half of Leicester. Edelgard just admits to what she's done.
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my evolution as a fe3h fan is rlly funny to me lol. i played the game for the first time when i was 15 and now at 19 im playing through three hopes (yes im super late dont ask) and the fact that there have been times where ive been obsessed with EVERY HOUSE is rlly funny to me
at the start i was a claude and golden deer stan through and through bc funny meme house and also the nemesis fight
then when i was starting to get a little more politically minded i fell into the “edelgard did nothing wrong” camp because. yeah!!!! meritocracy!!!! united!!!! fuck religion!!!
and now as an adult with a lot more awareness and a lot less edgy atheism i came to the conclusion that not only is imperialism and destroying people’s lives for an ideal you have no concrete way of upholding bad, but the entire “let’s get rid of crests” argument is not even a solid one because it centers adrestia and doesn’t take into account the other two regions’ need for heroes relics.
correct me if i’m missing something or if i’m wrong, but no one in adrestia’s nobility actually has a hero’s crest. if they have crests, they’re saint crests, and saint crests have compatibility with sacred weapons, which are different to heroes relics because anyone can use them without turning into a beast.
additionally, adrestia doesn’t have any immediate neighbors that could cause them trouble. it doesn’t directly border a non-fodlan country, and they seem to have taken care of their brigid situation by kidnapping petra. the empire has no immediate threats.
the kingdom and alliance tho????? they border sreng and almyra respectively, which seem to invade at the drop of a hat and force houses gautier and goneril respectively to be in constant combat. those two houses literally DEPEND ON THEIR RELICS FOR SURVIVAL. until someone figures out a better way for them to defend their lands, they NEED crests!!!
obviously this isn’t necessarily a good thing, since we see the path that miklan and rufus as crestless older sons go down, but it’s not like the kingdom is exactly keen on keeping this in place either. in three hopes they talk a ton abt how crest bloodlines are dying out and how something needs to change. hell, sylvain is someone who directly benefits from faerghus’ crest dependency and yet in his supports with shez, he’s going and devising powerful weapons that people without crests can use!!! we see time and time again that the young nobles of faerghus are interested in the same things edelgard is: establishing a more equal society, and decreasing the need for crests. but why doesn’t she just collaborate with them to that end???? why doesn’t she hear dimitri out when he tries to talk her out of continuing on this path????
oh yeah. the church.
i’m probably gonna yap abt the church later lol i’m running out of steam on this ramble. tiktok is banned and so this is what i’ve resolved to do while i sip my morning coffee lol bear with me
Maybe he no longer sees the virtue in fighting fair anymore because the people trying to trample and conquer his home never fought fair in the first place 🤔
Maybe his anger has something to do with this 5 year long war you started that resulted in many, many people dying and being killed by you, and not necessarily because of his past, ever thought about that?
Of course, that'd be the logical way of thinking, and the writers couldn't have that, so they confirm Edelgard's biases later in his standard death scene.
Top is Japanese, bottom is English.
So they changed "giving it back" to Dimitri ranting about vengeance.
I wanted to double check the "giving it back" line, so I ran it through DeepL and got this
So it was a line more about taking back everything Edelgard took from him and his people.
By comparing the actual audio, Japanese Dimitri here sounds much less angry than English Dimitri. I wonder if there was an agenda here, hmm.
Top is Japanese, bottom is English.
Wow, they removed the part where Dedue says every soldier eagerly accepted the crest stones of their own volition, huh.
By doing that, it implies that Dedue forced or secretly planted them on the other soldiers, wtf were these localizers on?
You can elect to never talk to any of these schmucks when you aren't forced to and pick a class they never were a part of, and still they have mixed feelings at worst about Byleth.
Never let anyone convince you that the "worship" that Corrin or Alear got in their games was worse than this.
Sylvain's line is kinda raw tho ngl.
Top is Japanese, bottom is English.
Removing the part of protecting something to make him more generic about battle, hmm.
Imagine invading someone's country, relentlessly killing their people and then having the gall to condescend to them like this. She talks like a fucking troll.
Times of peace very much could've come if you didn't do the shit you did, Edelgard. You're a joke.
you're working with your uncle and have been since before you enrolled at the monastery
Dimitri's desire to take his home back is also a huge part of his revenge, dickbag
"he lost sight of his path as king" Fucking HOW? This is the first and only time we fight Dimitri in this route. He's been holed up in Faerghus this entire time, more reserved than in any other route in the game. This route is quite literally the only time this perception of his character is false, and makes no sense to accuse him of. Or does "losing sight of his path as king" mean he failed to submit to your grand ambitions?
I'm gonna have a migraine at this rate. Let's end this post on a good note.
Dedue originally called Dimitri his "one and only" waaaaaaaaaahhh ;-;
Top is Japanese, bottom is English.
I know it's not that significant of a change, but I think "irreplaceable happiness" is much sweeter and more intimate than "a joy I never could have hoped for." This is also the first time I'm hearing the JP version of these lines, holy shit the raw emotion coming from Dedue's seiyuu, it's almost enough to make me cry wtfffff