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god forbid a girl gets her puppy on
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Chapters: 27/? Fandom: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, LEGO Monkie Kid Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King/Reader, Demon Bull King (Monkie Kid)/Tieshan Gongzhu | Princess Iron Fan, Tang/Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Qi Xiaotian | MK/Red Son, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Sun Wukong | Monkey King/Reader, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Reader Characters: Reader, Sun Wukong, Six Eared Macaque, OC - Chu Spirit, Original Characters, Demon Bull King (Monkie Kid), Tieshan Gongzhu | Princess Iron Fan, Tang Sanzang | Tripitaka, Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Sha Wujing | Sandy, Ao Lie | White Horse Dragon (Monkie Kid), Qi Xiaotian | MK, Long Xiaojiao | Mei, Red Boy (Journey to the West), Red Son (Monkie Kid), Bai He (Monkie Kid), Lady Bone Demon (Monkie Kid), The Mayor (Monkie Kid), Spider Queen (Monkie Kid), Mo (Monkie Kid), Other Characters Additional Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Throuple, Yandere, Obsessive Behavior, Dimensional Travel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Blood and Gore, Iskeied, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque Being an Asshole, Sun Wukong | Monkey King Being an Asshole, Angst, Happy Ending, Demon Courtship, Courtnapping, Slow Burn, lustful thoughts, Death, Murder, Eventual Smut, Kidnapping, Warlords, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Betrayal, (No Cheating), Angst and Hurt/Comfort, sworn siblings, Female Reader, Romance, Stockholm Syndrome, Found Family, Eventual Happy Ending, Polygamy, Cuddles, courting, Courting Rituals, Unplanned Pregnancy, Near Death Experiences, The Brotherhood - Freeform, Arachnophobia Series: Part 1 of Cursed Warlords AU Summary:
Due to a mistake from a powerful being, Reader is sent into a messed up reality of Journey To The West, several years before the story even starts. Unable to return home you try to find a way while making a few friends along the way.
However you never expected to run into Sun Wukong and The Six Eared Macaque, The Warlords and Kings of Flower Fruit Mountain who are cursed into being small monkey cubs. Unaware of their true nature and forms you take care of them while journeying.
You never expected for them to grow attached to you, and honestly neither did they. Now if only they could find a way to get you to stay here and not return to your own world.
*Edited tags to make them again (07/18/2025)
Cursed day gang . Uhm . Needless to say, but don't groom kids and especially don't talk to me if you do. I don't support that type of thing and this is absolutely not a safe space for that shit.
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Alright, came up with interesting idea for a fic. Don't know who it should be about.
To Be With You Idea/Summary: He’s halfway to being in love with her, following her around like a puppy, while she thinks it’s all friendly affection. Too bad his feelings don’t even flatter after learning about her husband. (Oblivious Reader and Lando (for different reasons, Possible Angst) (edit: no cheating will be in this fic.) (another edit to say that the fic is here and you can read it here)
Who Should This Fic Be About
Pierre Gasly
Charles Leclerc
Lando Norris
Max Verstappen
Anyone else ever look at discourse especially mcyt discourse and say why are the adults not adulting. Like it’s confusing and I’m just gonnna go play with my blorbos
Those banned tags...
@dduane just forwarded me the current list compiled by @bannedtags.
The ones that potentially affect me include, among numerous other idiocies...
butt (arms & armour posts.)
edge (arms & armour posts.)
feeder & feeding (garden birds, pets etc.)
gun & gunshot (gun safety, firearms safety, trigger discipline - as for that last one, see further down...)
knife & knives (arms & armour posts.)
long post (Not that I’ve ever...)
queue & queued (say WHAT?)
reblog & repost (this is just loopy...)
satin (not forgetting all his amps and demins. Bleu demins, of course. Also costume-related posts.)
shooting (see gun & gunshot, also anything involving archery and cameras.)
shower (but not, for some reason, bath.)
tagged (well, of course.)
trigger & trigger warning (these aren’t bolded in the list which according to @bannedtags means only the tags vanish. Bolded words - the rest of this list - mean the entire post is blocked...)
underwear (costume-related posts.)
wax (posts to do with sealing letters, candles, bees and oh, all right, ears.)
weapons (Thinking of my own blog I can’t think of anything funny to say.)
If it only means the tag “weapons” it’s not too bad, since I usually add more detail - “Indo-Persian weapons” / “combination weapons” / “reproduction weapons” etc.
But if the ban includes expansions as well, then it looks like I have a bit of work ahead, changing tags from banned to doublespeak (for example kitchen knife / knives = kitchen cutlery or Viking weapons = Viking weaponry / Viking arms & armour)
Finding posts on Tumblr using tags is a hit-and-miss affair anyway; a word in the Search Box is as likely to come up in the body of the post as it is as a tag, and if that won’t work, there’s always Google.
There’s also the business of copying posts with a lot of work involved (banned tag ”long post”) and saving them elsewhere, against the day when Tumblr finally goes tits-up.
FYI, tiddy and titty are on the list, tits are not. Just as well; an entire genus of small birds says thank-you.
Work out the reasoning behind that one if you can... :-P
MANNNNN I WAS GONNA POST SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW ONE DAY WE’LL GET THE WEDDING AND I IMAGINE THE PROPOSAL WENT SMTH LIKE THIS BUT IG WE’LL NEVER BE GETTING THAT WEDDING NOW HUH