☆◌∘░ ❛ ─ 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒 ! EREN, COREY, ANDEE, AND MELODY have stepped into their home. we hope they like the look of their condo and get settled in quickly. by quickly we mean within 9 hours or else they won’t be able to pick up their starting check of $1,000 ! ❏ ⤵ XU MINGHAO, CHA EUNWOO, EDIE LIBERTY ROSE, AND OZARARAYU ARE NOW TAKEN.
* with these apps we’re now at cap ! thank you so much for applying everybody
☆◌∘░ ❛ ─ xu minghao, 24, he/him. ❏ ⤵ ⋯ congratulations, ( EREN LIU ), you’ve been selected to be a participant in our new reality show stellar ! we thought you were a perfect candidate because you ( WERE RECOMMENDED BY HIS MANAGER ). we also heard that you’re from ( MONTREAL QUÈBEC, CANADA ) and were a(n) ( MODEL/MUSICIAN ), no wonder you applied for the show. from your tape we also gathered that you were ( OBSERVANT ) and ( BLUNT ), would that be a wrong assumption ? we hope not, it’d make for good ratings. it almost seems like you’re a ( LEO ), which seems to make perfect sense. what was it that you liked to do again ? ( DANCING ) ? that sounds about right. remember that even with reality shows, you’ve always got a part to play and yours is ( IGNORED TEXT MESSAGES , SEEN 3HRS AGO, CLASSICAL PIANO AT 6AM ). just make sure you lay off ( WALKING OFF MID CONVERSATION ), we’d hate for it to portray negatively on camera for the audience. first impressions are everything ! ─ « d. 22. pst.
☆◌∘░ ❛ ─ cha eunwoo, twenty four, he/they. ❏ ⤵ ⋯ congratulations, ( COREY LEE ), you’ve been selected to be a participant in our new reality show stellar ! we thought you were a perfect candidate because you ( THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN ). we also heard that you’re from ( SEATTLE, WASHINGTON ) and were a(n) ( ANIMATION CARTOONIST ), no wonder you applied for the show. from your tape we also gathered that you were ( BUBBLY ) and ( IMPULSIVE ), would that be a wrong assumption ? we hope not, it’d make for good ratings. it almost seems like you’re a ( TAURUS ), which seems to make perfect sense. what was it that you liked to do again ? ( PAINTING ) ? that sounds about right. remember that even with reality shows, you’ve always got a part to play and yours is ( THE SCENT OF NATURE AFTER IT RAINS, FOOTPRINTS IN THE MUD, AND TANGLED HEADPHONES ). just make sure you lay off ( SMOKING ), we’d hate for it to portray negatively on camera for the audience. first impressions are everything ! ─ « m. 22. est.
☆◌∘░ ❛ ─ edie liberty rose, 20, she/her. ❏ ⤵ ⋯ congratulations, ( ANDEE GREY ), you’ve been selected to be a participant in our new reality show stellar ! we thought you were a perfect candidate because you ( LOST A DARE ). we also heard that you’re from ( LONDON, ENGLAND ) and were a(n) ( STUDENT ), no wonder you applied for the show. from your tape we also gathered that you were ( EBULLIENT ) and ( OBLIVIOUS ), would that be a wrong assumption ? we hope not, it’d make for good ratings. it almost seems like you’re a ( LIBRA ), which seems to make perfect sense. what was it that you liked to do again ? ( MAKING PURPOSELY BAD FAN ART AND DMING IT TO CELEBRITIES ) ? that sounds about right. remember that even with reality shows, you’ve always got a part to play and yours is ( EMPTY MCDONALDS BAGS, CRACKED IPHONE SCREENS, FRANK OCEAN’S PINK MATTER ON REPEAT ). just make sure you lay off ( SLEEPING 18 HOURS A DAY ), we’d hate for it to portray negatively on camera for the audience. first impressions are everything ! ─ « t. 21+. gmt.
☆◌∘░ ❛ ─ ozararayu, twenty-one, she/her. ❏ ⤵ ⋯ congratulations, ( MELODY ZHANG ), you’ve been selected to be a participant in our new reality show stellar ! we thought you were a perfect candidate because you ( THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN EXPERIENCE ). we also heard that you’re from ( SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA ) and were a(n) ( STREAMER ), no wonder you applied for the show. from your tape we also gathered that you were ( CAPTIVATING ) and ( FICKLE ), would that be a wrong assumption ? we hope not, it’d make for good ratings. it almost seems like you’re a ( PISCES ), which seems to make perfect sense. what was it that you liked to do again ? ( BAKE ) ? that sounds about right. remember that even with reality shows, you’ve always got a part to play and yours is ( SMUDGED EYELINER, LATE NIGHTS IN A CAR, CRACKED PHONE SCREEN ). just make sure you lay off ( BITING YOUR FINGERNAILS ), we’d hate for it to portray negatively on camera for the audience. first impressions are everything ! ─ « m. 24. est.
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