#eepy man

[latestagejenga]

STOP. SENDING. THIS. OTTER. ON. OVER. NIGHT. MISSIONS.

HE CANT STAY AWAKE FOR SHIT

[renavi0]

Vivia mood

The original:

[garlicgravy]

He's so eepy..

[machveil]

absolute insanity, quoting @nightunite from this post because they gave me thoughts that are loud and screaming - “Also “just made this one” my sweet pancake-assed man, you cut two small holes where the titties go, sewed up the neckhole, and dripped some bleach on it.”

König turns his crusty old shirts into masks - scrubs them as best he can before cutting holes and sewing ‘em up. he’s crafty, learned to sew from his mama, and has a handful shoved in the back of his closet ready to go. sometimes he specifically buys shirts knowing that, at the end of it’s life, it’ll be perfect to paint on, cut up, and customize

König is very serious about his masks. he’s particular about the supplies he uses too - thread is phthalo green, the same bleach he’s been using for years (definitely expired), and the same dinky pair of scissors he’s had since childhood. if he’s missing any of these, which is rare, he’ll tear his place apart looking for them. silently pissed when he finds out his cat stole the thread and hid it under the fridge

CW: size difference, wearing one of König’s masks as an actual shirt, oral fixation(König)

König coming home exhausted and tired from a deployment, drags his feet in the door and shuts it quietly. he doesn’t announce his arrival, slowly making his way to the bedroom. his once droopy eyes now wide open, staring at you - you’d found his latest in-progress mask, neckline yet to be sewn shut. it’d be too big for you normally, but you tied it off around your waist, laughing to yourself softly in the mirror. the cutouts rest just over your ribs, below your chest

“Schatz?”, he startles you, somehow you hadn’t noticed his presence. before you can say anything he’s already approaching you, tired body dragging you to bed. he’s sleepy, and you’re so warm and soft. don’t mind him, rough hands pushing his shirt up a little, the eyehole cutouts revealing your nipples. you don’t mind if he gently laps and sucks on them, right liebling? he’s just getting comfy, hands slipping under your pants as he groans against your chest

[crow-unknown]

eepy

[moxielynx]

@morroodle

Oh I totally agree

Gonna make some warm cookies and milk for him to wake up to

[importantpeachfury]

Hey! You don’t need to lose weight either!

Hiiiiiiii :3 also not true at all !

[crepusculona]

Scrolling the dash on mobile while the boyfriend takes an afternoon nap on me is truly unmatched.