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[brokendreamscreation]

Lucid are you ready to lay some eggs?

“Eh? But I’m not expecting right now?” He’s not expecting, is he? Did he mess it up? Gazing down at his lower torso, Lucid lightly pokes at his belly through the fabric of his clothes. “I do not believe I have anything “cooking in the oven” sooo no, no eggs yet.”

[your-dark-thor]

ok so get this: AU where Jötuns lay eggs

Now consider: Loki, of course unaware he's a Jötun, loses his virginity with Fandral. Things go well at first, until Loki nears his orgasm. He gives a final thrust inside Fandral, and it all goes wrong from there.

A knot forms at the base of his cock, trapping the two of them together. Fandral panics, and think this is some scheme Loki has planned with his magic, but it becomes clear that Loki is just as confused and worried as he is.

Soon, the first of the eggs make their way down the length of Loki's cock, before they are pushed out, settling inside Fandral. The process isn't painful, though it is alarmingly pleasurable for both of them, leaving then almost resigned to what is happening, all thoughts of what will happen next morning forgotten as Loki fills Fandral with a clutch of his eggs 💕

[calmnaturebug]

🐸 SPRING PEEPER FROG 🐸

Scientific Name: Pseudacris crucifer

Family: Hylidae

Class: Amphibian

Length: ~1 in. (2.5 cm)

Weight: 0.11 to 0.18 ounces (3 to 5 grams)

Lifespan: 3-4 years

Origin: Eastern USA and Canada

Diet: Insectivore- Beetles, ants, flies, and spiders

Behavior: The males' iconic mating call is a high-pitched whistling/peeping sound repeated about 20 times per minute. The faster/louder they sing, the greater the chances of attracting a mate. They often congregate near water and sing in trios, with the deepest-voiced frog starting the call.

Offspring: Females will lay 750-1,200

Development: The eggs will hatch between 2 days and 2 weeks depending on the tem perature, tadpoles become frogs over the course of 6-12 weeks

ANIMAL REQUESTS: OPEN

[thecryptidwizard]

OKAY I DIDNT TELL Y'ALL THAT I GOT ANOTHER SLUG BUT SHES PRETTY AND HAS AN ORANGE TUMMY SO LOOK AT HER REAL QUICK

AND AND AND Y'ALL-

LOOOOOKKK‼️SHE HAD BABIESSSSSSS

[yagirlqueenie]

up and atem, ladies, you got a big day ahead of you!! 

(even if a "big day" is just Liv getting her hair done, lol)

[queeniecamps]

May i see the adopted duck?

His name is Oatie 🥺🥺🥺🥺

also: we were only at Atwoods to get these guys food, Oatie just kinda happened on impulse fghgfdfghdf

[ladyfl4me]

do you remember in a discord server where someone edited a picture of duck newton and beacon and it was duck holding an egg, looking disgusted and beacon said something along the lines of “yeah I lay eggs duck Newton, surprising” or something like that? that image haunts my nightmares

I don't remember this at all, and i can't tell if it was because i wasn't in the server where this happened, or i was but willfully blocked it from my memory entirely

[pearldefiance]

I take my duties as a positivity blog pretty seriously, and in that spirit, I want y’all to know that I’m cooking up a delicious omelet  — cooking for the first time in, I dunno, six weeks? And I’m really excited about it.

TIP: Omelets made with duck eggs are lighter and fluffier than those made with chicken eggs because duck eggs have more albumen (the white bit) and they are just all around absolutely incredible. I’m putting in bananas and cinnamon ... and cream cheese if I have any of the latter.

I usually don’t like eating and literally go 2-3 days a week on water sometimes so you gotta believe me when I say this is a clear sign I’m feeling a lot better.