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Egg (Nov 25)

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Regarding Eggweek

So incredibly heartwarmed! Gah! Best! You all are BEST (no "the" necessary)

Also, a general note: while I will reblog all posts to support those who support my children, I will be frank and say that I don't typically read fanfiction of my work. Not because it isn't lovely and so damn cool to know it's out there, but because I believe fanfiction belongs to the fans and is none of the author's business!! That is your territory!

So please know that I love nothing more than knowing the Blunderkinder inspire you and will happily reblog all these wondrous things - art or writing or whatever- so that others may enjoy them, but will leave your headcanons under your jurisdiction.

You all are wonderful, btw, and better than this dork deserves

I will be Tanaka Kun while y'all are hopping about

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Eggweek Day One

Heartbeat/Letter (Nov 22)

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The letters are a blessing in disguise, really. When Auburn-Stache tells him about Oliver Paulot on the other side of the world, Moritz truly expects another fool he will soon halt correspondence with. But after some time, he is pleasantly surprised with the electric boy he writes letters to every week.

Soon enough he’s falling in love with someone he’s never seen and probably never will. Two sides of the same coin, two peas in a pod, yin and yang, allergic to each other. Ollie Ollie Up and Free, allergic to electricity, the boy who would have a seizure if he ever came close to Moritz’ pacemaker. If he turned off the pacemaker, he would surely die. And so they are doomed to communicating with useless letters that convey next to nothing.

If he listens enough, he can almost swear he can hear Ollie’s heartbeat through the pages. He knows it’s only his imagination, but it is a rapid pulse that beats with almost as much energy as the naive boy himself. Can Ollie hear his heartbeat?

...Does he have one, really?

His words are stale on paper, ink with no meaning or emotion. He is static in his wide vocabulary and though he feels so much for Oliver, the paper gives no heartbeat, at least not one as strong as the one he hears from oceans away.

In the beginning he told Ollie that he would only call him Oliver, never that foolish nickname he went by. Now it was the only name that fit for someone like him, someone with so much energy and love to give that it kills him when he learns how much Ollie struggles. He makes others sick with that radioactive heartbeat Moritz enjoys in those miraculous letters, he kills them and burns away at their hearts, he causes cancer and spreads death.

It’s hard to believe so much pain and suffering can come from someone as incredible as Ollie Paulot.

And so much emotion can come from someone as unfeeling as Moritz Farber.

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You’re welcome for this monstrosity. Yep, all I can write is angst, forgive me.

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Family/Superhero (Nov 23)

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This was the fourth time this week Ollie had been abducted. It was getting old, really. Who knew what Chicago’s resident supervillain, The Librarian, wanted to do with a regular civilian such as him.

But still, sometimes he would simply fall asleep and wake up strapped to a chair under a bright lamp in a pitch black room. It was normal, it was routine, and at this point all he did while waiting for the police to save him was make conversation either The Librarian’s henchman, Echo.

Speaking of Echo, at that very moment, he darkness broke for as the door opened and he stepped in. “Hello, Oliver. How have you been?”

“Hey, Moritz! Nothing has changed since this morning, I got to have some lunch with my mom. I wonder what she's doing now.”

“She is most likely calling the police to come pick you up. I'm glad she is doing well. I was worried when you said she was sick the last week.”

“Yes, well, she's getting better. How's your mom?”

“I don't have one, remember?”

Fluff, that was right! He had a tragic backstory, of course!

“Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Hey, do you think you would be different if you had a mother?”

“...That's quite a personal question but, no I don't think I would be. I still have this so-called gift and I am still who I am this would not change if there were one more person in my life.”

“You know, Moritz, you would be a great superhero. You're wasting potential here!”

“Oliver, you know I can't. I'm not a ‘good person’!”

“Oh, you can't fool me, deep down you just want to be loved, I can tell!” Ollie seemed to be getting more and more frustrated with the henchman as they continued arguing over the fate of Echo, whether he would save Chicago or help destroy it.

“For the last time, Oliver, I just can't! Stop asking me! I don't even know why you're here!”

“Because you kidnapped me!” The light bulb above him flickered and then exploded, sending glass shards around the room.

“Well… it seems that we’re discovered why Frau Prewitt captures you so much.”

“Frau what now?!”

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I thought I'd try for something for lighthearted this time, even though it's still not very good.

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Turning lockdown and summer at home into an opportunity for learning - from my kids too. They helped me reshoot my hand beaten mayo for “egg week” by painting the backdrop and giving me some photo tips. Mama is being homeschooled too! #leithsonline #eggweek #mayonnaise #homemade #eggemulsion #foodiephotos #learningfrommykids #lockdownlife #lockdownlearning #culinaryschool https://www.instagram.com/p/CAYbJlPA7py/?igshid=1s17ezincwhy6

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EGG Fact #3 The Century EGG is a well known Chinese delicacy usually eaten with porridge. It is very RARE that this EGG is eaten on its own due to its strong a flavour, just like any other strong cheeses. #egg #eggweek #centuryegg @foodinthehoodsg https://www.instagram.com/p/BmC5SrzHIpN/?igshid=179o91kg1d60a

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Food Review #3: EGG Mayo Sandwich from @shell sold at @cheers_sg Rating: Taste - 5🥚 / 10🥚 Presentation - 5🥚 / 10🥚 Worth - 3🥚 / 10🥚 Comments: Just the usual Egg and Mayo Sandwich. Wish they added black pepper to it for a little kick. Microwave for 30 secs for a better experience. 👍GOOD aspect: There was a LOT of EGG. Able to use the additional flaps on the sides to hold it when it's hot. 👎BAD aspect: 10 cents more expensive than the EGG and Cheese Sandwich from @7elevensg 💰PRICE: SGD$3.00 #egg #eggweek @foodinthehoodsg #notsponsored 😆 #samsungs8plus @samsung_sg #samsungsg https://www.instagram.com/p/BmAigrwHNUl/?igshid=1grsjy4jaww8v

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EGG Fact #2 If you ever wonder why your yolks have different shades of yellow, well it is because the 🐔 that made those 🥚 had different diets. Natural food have natural pigments that cause the yolk to darken #egg #eggweek @foodinthehoodsg https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl_XIUSHKvD/?igshid=av5wqnll16yh

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