#egosepticbang

[musicalravencreates]

Dude, was just reading through your old drabbles (always a good time) and remembered you wrote some egosepticbang. I don't know if you heard (because I'm always late and this is old news by now) at the RP3 show I was at, after a chant started for Dan & Arin to kiss, Jack said they should just both kiss him, and they both went over and kissed him on opposite cheeks. I don't remember where I was gonna go with this, but yeah. Do with this what you will.

I saw your comment! It surprised me you even did that lol. And I actually knew none of that. Thats so fucking cute oh my goodness The image of Dan and Arin kissing a smiling blushy Jack's cheeks is the fucking cutest i cant handle it

[musicalravencreates]

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[musicalravencreates]

So Jack, Arin, and Dan have all been dating for a while and it’s kinda just expected that if Arin and Dan are hanging out at either of their houses, they’ll give Jack a ring on skype or something and just like set the laptop in a position near the two of them. And they’ll just chat as they watch a movie and maybe Jack is answering tweets so they’re just kinda quiet but it’s comfortable.

And when Jack gets to come over for a few days, which isn’t often, they all just go out on a date night. Usually some new food place none of them have tried (or so they say, but Dan and Arin has been to like, most of the places around both him and Dan’s apartment by now, they just don’t mention it) and they’ll just order the weirdest shit on the menu and see who can eat the most of it without gagging or giving up, which is how Jack discovers his love of frog leg soup. It’s also how Dan ends up throwing pigs snout at Arin’s cheek and it sticks leading both Dan and Jack to burst into a giggling fit that lasts a solid two minutes.

And then sometimes Arin feels like going home to Suzy so Dan and Jack will just spend the night at Dan’s place, each working on their own shit but Jack likes to lean against Dan’s chest and just show him memes occasionally (or himself in memes which amuses them to no end) and they just sit together for hours.

Or Dan and Arin taking time to fly over to Jack’s place for a few days and hang out with Jack and Sig//ne, just getting a tour of their new place and Arin won’t stop giving Jack random little kisses and Jack keeps getting blushy about it, which makes everyone else amused. And Jack get’s his revenge by pining Arin to a wall and kissing him senseless while Dan and Sig//ne are getting ice cream. And Arin is just dazed when they come out, but Jack just takes his ice cream without a word of explanation.

[musicalravencreates]

Egosepticbang let's go man, what about Jack being squished by the boys while sitting on the couch with them and complaining but he doesn't really care? Like, he is actually kinda happy to be so close to them?

They both know this too. Like, Dan just has his legs over both of their laps and Arin has his arm snug around Jack and Jack just feels so loved. But also him and Arin refuse to stop tickling Dan’s legs and feet and Dan keeps smacking Jack since he can’t reach Arin, which Jack is really indignant about, so he smacks Arin each time he gets smacked to “make it even.” Just fuck, there idiots cuddling is the fuckin best

[musicalravencreates]

EgoSepticBang headcannon that whenever they share a bed, since there's three of them, it's a real tight squeeze. So, Arin and Dan argue over who gets to cuddle with Jack.

Jack is just laying sleepily on the bed and tells them to “get their fuckin asses over here” and just drags the two of them on either side of him so they shut the fuck up. And both of them wanna be the big spoon so they both just curl their bodies around Jack and both just hold his hands over his chest and Jack thinks their being ridiculous cause they’re whisper fighting over who gets to put their legs where but he’s secretly pleased with all the attention.

[musicalravencreates]

You've talked about it, but have you ever written EgoSeptic, EgoPlier, EgoSepticBang... anything with Arin, Dan, Mark, and Jack?

Only the ficlets from that mini fic game! I have yet to write a full on fic of any of those, though I really fuckin want to. I just haven't had an idea that really strike me for it yet

[musicalravencreates]

Z egosepticbang? (i just want to see what you do with it lol) <3

“Fuck off,” Jack said, laughing as Arin wiggled his fingers in the air. Dan held his waist tighter, pressing a kiss to the top of Jack’s head.

“Too late,” Arin said and began tickling under Jack’s neck. Jack let out a small shriek, attempting to wiggle out of Dan’s grip. But Dan held fast, giggling.

“I’m on Team Arin,” Dan said, starting to tickle Jack’s midsection. Jack kicked his feet out, trying desperately to free himself. 

“Does that make me the vampire or the werewolf?” Arin asked, ignoring Jack’s chin attempting to crush his fingers.

“Both, you bastard,” Jack gasped, shrieking again as Arin moved his hands under his arms.

“Dude, you’re a mutant,” Dan said.

“Fucking yes! Thank you, boo.” Arin grinned as well, ignoring Jack’s half-hearted glare.

[musicalravencreates]

Anyone wanna talk Septicbang or Egosepticbang with me? Like headcanons and fic ideas and shit?