Penny.Yan
(Yan)Penny: I could be your perfect girlfriend...
Weiss: Okay, Jaune, I've got to ask. Are you completely colorblind? She's literally glowing red! Like a red flag! Rining any bells!
(Yan)Penny: But darling...red is the color of passion!
Weiss: No! Red is the color of DANGER...also fire...also blood! Coincidence? I think not!
(Yan)Penny: I just want to make you safe and completely and emotionally dependent.
Weiss: Oh, how comforting! Like a hug from a Venus fly trap!
(Yan)Penny: I can talk to you in atlesian...
Weiss: Great, she's bilingual and terrifying! Can we uninstall this version?
(Yan)Penny: You can't uninstall love. It's pre-installed in my soul.
Weiss: That's not love! That's malware with eyeliner!
(Yan)Penny: I watched your favorite anime, Jaune, All of it. Twice.
Weiss: Oh no. Not even i did that. Did she really watch 100% Naruto fillers!?
(Yan)Penny: I made a ship name for us. And fanart. And fanfiction. And a wedding website.
Weiss: She's already planning a boss fight at the altar!
(Yan)Penny: You are mine, Jaune, in every multiverse!
