#ejxliu

[crp-confessions]

eyeless jack x homicidal liu is peak, idk why it isn’t talked about much

[silvermoonshipping-is-love]

EJ: Liu and I are having a baby.

Ben: That's gre-

EJ, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[sanityshorror]

Messed around with new brushes in Procreate and 10 min later this happened🥴

[scarfaxia]

Liu: *Raises his voice just enough so he can be heard from across the aisle* Do you want chips?

Jack: *At full volume*  HELL YEAH, I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

[sanityshorror]

Jack: *very drunk, singing loudly into fan to make his voice all choppy* CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIREWOOORK~!

Liu: ...ya know, sometimes I really wonder how the hell you managed to get into medical school.

[silvermoonshipping-is-love]

EJ: You're being impossible, Liu! You're not the man I married!

Liu: Fine, then we're getting a divorce! And I'm taking Ben and the cats with me!

Helen, pushing away the monopoly board: Maybe we should stop playing...

[scarfaxia]

Liu: what is the one thing I told you not to do?

Jack: burn the house down

Liu: and what did you do?

Jack: made you dinner

Liu:

Jack:

Liu:

jack: ...and burnt the house down-

[scarfaxia]

Jack: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night*I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!

Liu: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please kill me.