Aug 10, 2014
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-launches cheesecakes at you at 9000 MPH-
LEAPS AT THE CHEESECAKES WITH MOUTH WIDE OPEN AT 9001 MPH.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE A "DEATHX" BEFORE THEIR URL? WOULD IT MAKE ME MORE MANLY IF I WAS DEATHXDEFENTHOR?
Daehyun, should I do a manly side braid or some manly flwaless curls?
"This is a very serious question, Thor," and Daehyun felt beyond flattered that his very manly friend was coming to him with this problem. To be honest, this wasn't really his forte but seeing as this was the question of a lifetime, he must do his best, and his best he did as he quietly envisioned his friend in both styles. With his arm crossed and fingers stroking his nonexistent beard, Daehyun thought long and hard before thumping his fist into his other hand.
"Eureka! How about both? Do both; your long, shiny mane will look good with any style, honestly, but both!" Daehyun's eyes were shining like he'd solved world hunger or something, but he was clearly proud of himself for figuring out. His sense of fashion tbh. "Try something new, name it--" And cue in dramatic Daehyun with his hand flashing before his eyes as he branded a new name for the ridiculous amazing suggestion. "The Great Braidcut of Thor!"
Buenos dias, mi amigo. Como estas?
If it wasn't obvious from the way Daehyun was moving - with this weird ass dance like he needed to take a massive dump on the spot or something - then the blue that was beginning to surface on his face seemed to do the trick. "To be honest? I need to go to the bathroom but it's been in use for the past four hours. The person in there must be exploding or something." Like he will be in a few minutes, he'd bet his ass on it. "I'd stand back a little if I were you, monsieur."
I'M SWEATING BECAUSE THEREIS GOING TO BE A MATH EXAM TOMMOROW AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT 2 + 2 IS. (SWEATS)
"Thor, please, everyone knows 2 + 2 equals to… Equals to…" Daehyun stumbles until he eventually halts altogether. His face pales and for a moment there, his mind goes blank and perhaps the only thing that comes to mind only seconds later is the sheer horror of forgetting his simple addition. His hands are quick to slap both sides of his face as he watches the other in horror. "Oh my god, I don’t remember what it is!! May Odin be on your side, my friend. Thank the lord I’m no longer in school."
(whispers)Psssstt... Can I copy your answer for number 3?
"Thor!! Don't you know copying is bad?" Daehyun gasps dramatically, clutching his shirt in alarm. "But it's also badass as hell, sure, you can copy! Though I can't guarantee you that the answers are right."
Daehyun! Necesito ayuda! My sailor moon pen has gone missinng!
"No!" Daehyun gasps out in horror; his hands plasters themselves over his cheeks as he shakes his head in disbelief. "That cannot be! We must recover your Sailor Moon pen as soon as possible in order to retain your manliness! Where did you last see it, my friend?"
[ Text ] We know where you're hiding.
[ text » Monsieur Thor ] THOR YOU TOO
[ text » Monsieur Thor ] Then. Come. And. Find. Me.
Seunghyun runs through the streets like a maniac.