Feb 12, 2017
>i’m just gonna do what i always do: sip my coffee and pretend i know what’s going on.<
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>i’m just gonna do what i always do: sip my coffee and pretend i know what’s going on.<
>wait, i am the new boy!<
*hides my list of fantasy names*
*somewhere in my fantasy novel*
El: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Starr: | accidentally fell down.
Nova: CADE PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent!
Lucan: Starr bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Maeve: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Lucan.
*somewhere in my fantasy novel*
El: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
El: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Cade: Uh... what's up with her?
Starr: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
El: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Maeve, crying: It's working.
*somewhere in my fantasy novel*
Lucan: We have a problem.
Cade: Let me guess, you caused it?
Maeve: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Starr: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Nova: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
El: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.