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2025 version of American Psycho where the guys are all comparing labubus and obviously Paul Allen has the best one and goes "lol I bet you have a lafufu" to Patrick so Patrick kills him while listening to Mystical Magical. And then he eats Dubai chocolate after.
//literally no one can tell what time period this blog is set in,not even me. I make references to stuff that wasn't around in 2010 and just go "it's 2024" and then someone asks gideon the date and he's like "it's 2010 bitch 😡"
When your psychiatrist starts talking about some "does she sleep in the nude" when you bring up your ex-wife but you have to lock in
Patrick Bateman x reader where he says "let me do the cooking today" and spoils you with a plate of half cooked intestines covered in his tears with a side of sand and a singular eyeball while you guys watch bigfoot get interviewed on TV😍😍
"Marvin Falsettos is bisexual guys!!"
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"Glory be to Netanyahu and the state of Israel"
Last night I had a dream Netflix had something called "The Bateman Show" which was like 20 episodes of American Psycho in the style of an 80s sitcom with Patrick just doing absolute tomfoolery and pure monkey business for the whole time.
There was also a stage show performed entirely in drag so that was peak
SOME Zerocalcare fans when the working class antifa who hangs out in community centres is actually political in his works and the media he makes isn't just gags and cutscenes.
HER NAME IS DOLORES HAZE,NOT LOLITA!!! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO CRACK HUMBERT!! SHE LIKED MOVIES AND MUSIC AND MILKSHAKES!!
