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#elaine.#slater and mara's firstborn :')

who: @elainexarcher what: he’s been here for 3 minutes and he already wants to leave where: somewhere at the party idk

Wearing these stupid clothes and going to these stupid parties were never going to get easier, were they? Zev did his best to bob and weave through the crowd, trying to avoid conversations with people he already didn’t want to talk to when he was at the internship and had to. He wasn’t as graceful when he wasn’t on his skateboard, though, and the brand new shoes he’d barely broken in weren’t helping. After successfully oh, you look lovely, happy holidays-ing his way out of 3 or 4 boring conversations, he finally spotted Elaine’s familiar face and made his way over to her.

“Hey, wow, don’t you look marvelous tonight!”, he spoke probably louder and just slightly more exaggeratedly than he needed to, taking both her hands in his until he felt the eyes of Brenda from the front desk (who he’d just narrowly avoided conversation with) leave the back of his head. “Okay, how long, legally, do I actually need to stay here, do you think?” His exaggerated tone immediately dropped as he dropped her hands to glance at his watch. “Follow up question, is there a way for me to actually get to the drinks without having to listen to people from the office talk about how cute their kids look on the family Christmas card?”