#eldridge

[caffeinatedoggy]

DOMESTICATED, not changed.

She’s still a kanmusu-supremacist.

[hilaryknightsoftheroundtable]

Jessie Eldridge prowess... all of seattle just felt a chill

[roque-me-please]

‘And I took that personally’

-Eldridge probably

[qualityinnquadcities]

Eldridge Iowa Hotels | Davenport Iowa Hotel

Discover the only hotel in Eldridge, Iowa. Quality Inn & Suites Eldridge offers newly updated rooms with new bedding, 55" TVs, new carpet, a

Eldridge, Iowa just got a glow‑up — and so did its only hotel.

If you haven’t been inside the Quality Inn & Suites Eldridge Davenport North lately, you’re missing out on a full refresh that completely transforms the guest experience. Think new bedding, new carpet, and brand‑new 55" TVs in every room. Everything feels cleaner, brighter, and more comfortable than ever.

What makes it even better? We’re still the only hotel located right here in Eldridge, which means you get small‑town convenience with upgraded comfort.

Whether you’re here for North Scott events, exploring the Quad Cities, or just passing through, you’ll find all the essentials waiting for you: an indoor heated pool, a fitness center, and the North Scott Meeting Room for gatherings and events.

Fresh look. Better comfort. Same friendly Eldridge hospitality.

Come see the new side of Quality Inn & Suites Eldridge.

[caffeinatedoggy]

She talks big game.

But she probably would be quite taken aback if she was forced to properly confront her time as a human.

[caffeinatedoggy]

S-Shes pushing herself a little...

@chubbykanmuses

“BHHOOOUURRRHHHP!!!”

She’s got a blubberball to get fat for… she won’t be resting anytime soon.

[caffeinatedoggy]

“Come on… zere are only a few left…”

Working on her capacity and weight, trying to eat 40 pizzas, ate 37 so far.

[caffeinatedoggy]

“Ze effort of rounding people into camps, how inefficient.”

She’s rereading some historical records.

She was a spy for these morons? Sad.