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my eldritch beast keeps begging to be let out 🙄 it knows damn well its an indoor abomination

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average transman’s eldritch oc (its me i am average)

#original art #original character #oc art #eldritch #eldritch beast #comics #i am so tired have my art #god had left me #digital artist #character design #digital illustration #ill post my fanart later so bitches will love me on this hellsite #my art

Eldritch horror Shadow Weaver uwu

A forever starving beast that devours people in the dead of night and hunts constantly for a source of magic to leech off of

#shadow weaver spop #shadow weaver #she ra and the princesses of power #spop #shadow weaver fanart #eldritch beast #would onyx fuck this?#digital art #took me forever

guys im coming out im [most horrendous string of sounds you will ever hear] :3

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I dreamed

I was a college girl and I started dating my bully. He was very tall and very beautiful. I had a crush on him while he was still my bully. He would convince me to go with him for mischief making and be sure to have me holding the bag when the authorities arrived. Sometimes he was the one who alerted them! (Sounds like my sister!)

He took me to lunch at the college cafeteria diner. While we waited in line he told me my eyeshadow was fucked up and I should go and fix it. He wanted to take a selfie with me and he didn’t want my eyes looking crazy.

I went back to my room and got my makeup. There was an ancient eldritch beast staying for a visit. He said he’d like to watch me put on eyeliner because he’d never seen it done before.

I kept messing up and saying, “normally I wouldn’t do that so thick” or whatever. I was having one of those times where the more you do the more you mess up. At the end I was painting way too much white makeup on my face.

I looked in the mirror and asked the beast how I looked even though I knew the answer. He looked pained to say it but he was honest. I looked ridiculous! I told him why I was trying to fix my eyeliner and he said I should just wash it off.

I did. Walked back toward the diner with no makeup. I was thinking my boyfriend might complain or worse and I was ready to dump his ass if he did. Beasty was at my side and I was holding him back from jaywalking in front of traffic when I woke up to a cat licking my eyelids.