#eldritch robert

[sunnyfrenchfries]

Flambae is excited, he swears, just slightly overwhelmed

[rogueillusiondreadnought]

@marciellesmusings

@sunnyfrenchfries

I love Eldritch Robert from Rot Seeps In. Hope no one minds but I keep seeing some really good art and I had some brainworms about it myself so I wanted to throw my contribution in.

[that-mecha-witch]

Eldritch Robert wants a baby with Poly Z Team

Prompt/story concept inspired by @sunnyfrenchfries and @i-used-to-wear-the-fedora posting about Eldritch Robert and the pregnant Robert posts by @quitealotofsodapop

Thank you for having such big brains lol.

Warning:

This is mostly an excuse to talk about smut. Robert deserves to be the center of attention in a gangebang.

Setup:

Post-canon. Everyone knows Robert isn’t human. Including the rest of the Torrance branch of SDN.

Z team has worked through their issues with Visi.

Sonar was cut but didn’t go working with Shroud because Robert figured out a way for him to stay out of prison. (Maybe he somehow got Vanderstank to sponsor Sonar and the Phoenix Program as a PR move. Leading to more funding for the Phoenix Program. Sonar now has to wear Vanderstank branded suits)

Waterboy was chosen for the team but Phenomaman joined up after Sonar was allowed back. Just to even out the team.

Only Z team is the Polycule (sorry Blazer, maybe next time). Except for Golem (because he’s a construct. No blood. Sorry buddy.)

Chase is torn between being happy Robert has so many people that love him and want him safe but also “did it have to be those chucklefucks?”

Beef gets all the pets and loving but also put on a diet because “Robert, you can’t overfeed your dog just because you don’t think you’ll live through the night”.

Actually prompt/concept/ficlet/thing:

Robert finally feels comfortable enough to want to settle down. He’s wanted kids for years but never had time or energy to devote to having them. He can absolutely just self-reproduce but he wants the child to have a part from all his lovers.

So one day after work he sits his partners down and tells them point blank that he wants a child.

The ladies have worries on how that would affect their time as hero’s, since none of them could feasibly take the time off when their freedom is on the line.

Robert is kind of confused. After all, he said HE wants a child, so HE will be the one to carry it.

“Why would I ask one of you guys to do it? It only makes sense for me to be the one to carry it. I’m the one with a desk job.”

Cue “shocked pikachu” faces all around.

“So does that mean we’d have a baby blobert on our hands?” That was Sonar. Because of course it was.

“We are NOT naming the kid ‘Robert’ in any variation. That family tradition dies with me.” Pause. “But yes, it will take time for the baby to solidify into a human-ish form. It took about a year before I could maintain a mostly human body.”

“Wait, so we’re doing this? For sure? You get dicked down and then pop out a goo baby?”

“I want it to be related to all of you so it’ll be more than just me getting ‘dicked down’, Visi.” Hesitation. “And that requires all of you to want this too. If it’s not unanimous, then we won’t do it.”

“I would be greatly honored to impregnate you Third Robert Robertson.”

“Ok, hold on. How exactly would ‘We’ be able to contribute, babe? We don’t exactly have the right equipment for it.”

“…it’s less complicated on your end than mine. I’ll take care of the hard part. You all just get to enjoy yourselves.”

After a short explanation on how best to go about it, the whole team agrees to try. Plans are made. And a date for an orgy is set, though, it’s more like a gangbang.

The whole thing will be marathon sex for Robert, each partner taking a turn at him, and him ingesting some blood from them one way or another.

Now, orgies aren’t a rare occurrence for the team. They all love Robert and many of them have fun with each other too.

The only one that never participates in the sex part of full team ogies is Flambae. He literally just can’t get it up when women are involved. He’s just that gay. Ones with just the guys? Sure. Rare as those are. They do happen.

He Does get involved though. As a caretaker. Making sure people are taking breaks, drinking water, or eating small snacks of fresh cut fruit. It’s a time he gets to be Gentle. It’s almost meditative for him to be the calm in the chaos.

This orgy will Not be one of those times. Because he has to focus on his Other job before taking his turn last.

Getting Waterboy into the right mindset. This time, getting him out of his own head and so deep in the “studing” mindset that he can only focus on “breeding” Robert.

Flam is the only one that can consistently put Waterboy into the mindset of thinking only of sex and pleasing his partner. With Prism as a close second. Otherwise Herm guts hung up on if he’s even doing it right.

This is also why sometimes Waterboy joins Flambae as a caretaker. Wiping people down and cooling them off with his powers.

(Can you tell WaterBae is kind of a secondary ship for me? Same with SparklingWater. I love them. But also, the secondary relationships, outside of Robert being the nucleus, within the polycule are fascinating to me.)

So the rest of the team has to handle themselves without WaterBae there to take care of them. Not getting too hot’n heavy with each other. Keeping track of their own energy and water consumption. Helping each other either stay aroused until their turn or helping with the comedown of railing Robert into the California King they all pitched into to buy him.

They take their turns. The girls with their favorite straps and the guys going raw just in case it helps. Phenomaman thankfully, while not compatible with human women, IS compatible with Robert’s more malleable inhuman nature.

Then they leave the room for Waterboy and Flambae. Taking the time to eat the food and drinks Flam prepared beforehand.

Waterboy is so lost on the sauce he’s nonverbal. Just a living fucking machine keeping Robert locked in a mating press until he’s sure it “takes”. Not even minding the deep bite on the meat of his shoulder.

This just leave Flambae with a very worn out Robert. But that’s ok, because that means Flam gets to be gentle here too. Taking his time . Maneuvering Robert to lean back in his lap. Guiding him into just taking a nice slow fuck that’s more a careful rocking than the fast paced ruttings and poundings he just finished enduring. Crooning sweet, dirty, things into a chipped ear.

Basking in being Allowed this, even with their history. That Robert is so trusting even after how badly he reacted to the Mecha Man reveal. That he Understood how betrayed Flambae felt. And now Flam has the whole team. Soon they will have a child.

All thanks to Robert…

He still makes dumb “saved the best for last” jokes after Robert’s done chomping on his arm.

(I really took the “I can be gentle” line to heart. That line delivery was amazing. Like he’s just chomping at the bit to be gentle with someone. This man wants to let down his barriers so much. Let him be soft! Let him be doting! He deserves to not have his heckles raised all the time!)

The whole point of it being an orgy is because their blood has to be flooded with mating pheromones. It’s all part of the ritual blood sacrifice necessary to get Robert’s body to accept his partners as parents for the baby.

Highlights after pregnancy confirmation:

Robert gets cravings. But like, very inhuman cravings. Things like bones with the marrow still in, poisonous mushrooms, and a drink that’s only available in Hell.

He doesn’t really show he’s pregnant though. After all, he’s settled into his human shape. There isn’t a reason to let it change just because he’s pregnant. (So he basically has a cryptic pregnancy)

He’s actually got more energy because he’s taking better care of himself and has his whole team taking care of him.

The whole of SND Torrance starts using utinsles to pull meat off the bones in their lunches and leaving them in a box in the fridge for Robert. Everyone will contribute to keeping the pregnant eldritch horror happy. This is Chases idea. He remembers all the horror stories from Vitality about when Mrs. Robertson was pregnant.

Eventually the little blob is born rather casually during a shift.

“Hey Chase, can you take over for a bit. I have to go for a minute.”

“Fine. But don’t you leave me in charge of these fuckfaces for too long or you might come back to no team. Because I’ll have fired the lousy sombitches”

“Thank Chase. Alright, you guys behaved. I’ll be back in a few”

*40 minutes later*

“Ok, I’m back. Sorry that took a while”

“Did you fucking fall in?! How long does it take to take a sh- is that your granpappy’s thermos?”

“Yup. Hey team! Goo baby has successfully been born! You can all see them at lunch break!”

“YOU HAVE YOUR FUCKING BABY IN THAT THING?!?!”

“What? Dad used to take me to work with him like this too. Didn’t you think it was weird he never drank anything from it?”

“WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU WERE IN THAT THING ON HIS DESK?! HE TOOK IT TO PRESS CONFERENCES!!”

Goo baby is in this just without the vacuum seal lid:

(Was all this an excuse to have thermos goo baby?

Perhaps.

I also kind of know what their kid would eventually look like after settling on a human form)

[long-distance-muse]

Feed Your Young

A oneshot for @sunnyfrenchfry ‘s eldritch Robert au being babysat by Chase.

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Chase had only had this babysitting gig for 20 minutes, and he already feels a headache on the way. Even if the kid is cute as shit in a weird, unsettling way. Some kids are just like that though, he can teach him to he cool later, when he wasn’t nibbling on his arm for 10 minutes straight.

“Robert? Buddy? You sure you don’t want any snacks? I don’t think my arm is particularly tasty.”

The little brat paused in his nibbling, before letting go of his arm. Chase thinks he sees dark, shark-bite like indents where Robert’s mouth was. But they faded as quickly as his current headache was fading, so he ignores the weird trick of the lights and focuses on the kid.

“Well? What do you want? I can definitely get you something better than my arm.” He pushes on. Trying to get the already hyper kid to stay still and actually answer him. Maybe some sugar-induced coma can get the kid to sleep on his designated nap time.

“But I like your decay,” Robert protests, holding Chase’ arm closer to him but at least not spreading more gross kid slobber on it. Still ominous as shit though, and the kid just kept on going.

“I don’t like how fast it keeps growing. The rot, the festering, it’s so fast to cling to you. I have to eat it or else you’ll leave me, and I like to eat it! It’s like sugar, and cakes, and the dark water father drinks every morning-“

“Uhm- okay, good to know kid.” Chase says. Deciding he’s not paid enough to figure out whatever weird cartoon Robert got into, he mulls over the kid’s answer.

“How about I let you try a Twinkie? I know your dad doesn’t want you to try any junk, but if anything would taste like teeth-rotting sugary cake on my budget, then it’s Twinkies.”

“How about the dark water?” Robert pesters, his doe eyes big and wet with tears, sadness, and verging on the edge of wrong. Chase turns around to find his wallet and shoes.

“I’ll let you try coffee when you’re a big boy. Otherwise you’ll be a short little shit forever.”

With his goggles secure, shoes tied, and wallet definitely in his pocket, he turned back to the weird lil shit still on the sofa and his eyes softened at the miserable expression he had on. Like a dog watching his owner leave. The kid is lucky he’s cute.

“Well kid,”

Chase flashes his signature smile, arms and legs stretched to his iconic pose.

“Keep up.”

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

His Mother's Son

Based on @sunnyfrenchfries Eldritch Robert AU

Robert didn't know much about his mother. His father hardly brought her up. In the rare talks he had with his son, he was quick to change the subject when she was brought up. Chase never knew her. Uncle Eli would make a face when Robert asked about her before brushing him off. Something danced in his eyes when Robert asked. Fear? Disgust? It was hard for him to read.

Robert remembered how he used to stare in the mirror, wondering if he looked like her. He had his dad's face shape and hair color. Everything else was hard to place. Were his freckles hers? He thought it was weird the way his shown in the moonlight. The light blue rippling across his skin like starlight. Or maybe his teeth were hers. Long and sharp, able to cut through meat like knives. Robert remembered the face Chase made the first time he saw Robert scarf down the rotisserie he brought home from the grocery store. His mœůţĥ§ tearing and pulling at the bird, unable to tell flesh from bone until only the empty pan was left on the table.

"Damn kid," Chase laughed as Robert let out a small belch, "if I'd known you were that hungry, I would've bought a horse." Robert didn't get the joke. He was always hungry. Sometimes for things he knew he shouldn't want. Things like the medical waste Vitalia discarded in their trash bin. The stench of the blood and viscera repulsed most. But Robert? It only made him hungry. He wanted to so desperately dig through the garbage and çœɲ§ųmɛ the leftover organs. He didn't. It wasn't something normal boys were supposed to want. Instead, he watched as his father took the trash out, the deep hunger lingering. He wondered if his mother felt the hunger too.

Robert was eight when he found a photo of his mother. At least, he thought it was her. It was a picture of his dad holding a woman as the sun set behind them. She was taller than his father. Leaning down to fit in frame as she held his father close. Her eyes were a bright electric blue. The angle of the photo caught the light just right, making the freckles that dotted her face appear the same color. Long, black hair framed her face. It seemed to pool like an oil spill falling over his father's shoulders. Her grin was slightly too wide. Too many sharp, jagged teeth. It might have just been the angle, but Robert swore that her eyes seemed to follow his movements.

They looked happy together. Robert wondered what had changed. Was it him? Did she not want him? Robert couldn't ask her. His dad wouldn't answer him if he tried to. Robert tried not to think about it as he grew up. When his father died and he was left ostensibly alone in the world. When he felt the way his įɲ§įđę§ squirmed beneath his fłę§ĥ. Robert was used to being alone...but maybe there was someone out there who could actually understand him. All of him.

[marciellesmusings]

worked on the Eldritch! Robert fic with @sunnyfrenchfry-ver2 for hours today, just trying to turn it into a consciece fic instead of just prompts and scenes.

We'll get there guys - I swear!

[ka-mi006]

Indulge me. What do you think your Flambae's reaction to Eldritch Robert be?

I think he'd be really shocked at first because he wasn't expecting Robert to be that different across universes. Honestly he'd be shocked if he found out Robert had powers, not to mention an Eldritch being.

But he'd be chill with it, honestly would be very fascinated and ask E!Robert to do a bunch of shit and change forms. He'd have a lot of fun with it.

[sunnyfrenchfries]

@fernet-drinker has been amazingly kind and drew a mind blowing art for my, @marciellesmusings and @long-distance-muse fic Rot Seeps In (Let it come inside). Marvel at first official full look at Eldritch Robert and his gorgeous tentacles!!