Prompt/story concept inspired by @sunnyfrenchfries and @i-used-to-wear-the-fedora posting about Eldritch Robert and the pregnant Robert posts by @quitealotofsodapop
Thank you for having such big brains lol.
Warning:
This is mostly an excuse to talk about smut. Robert deserves to be the center of attention in a gangebang.
Setup:
Post-canon. Everyone knows Robert isn’t human. Including the rest of the Torrance branch of SDN.
Z team has worked through their issues with Visi.
Sonar was cut but didn’t go working with Shroud because Robert figured out a way for him to stay out of prison. (Maybe he somehow got Vanderstank to sponsor Sonar and the Phoenix Program as a PR move. Leading to more funding for the Phoenix Program. Sonar now has to wear Vanderstank branded suits)
Waterboy was chosen for the team but Phenomaman joined up after Sonar was allowed back. Just to even out the team.
Only Z team is the Polycule (sorry Blazer, maybe next time). Except for Golem (because he’s a construct. No blood. Sorry buddy.)
Chase is torn between being happy Robert has so many people that love him and want him safe but also “did it have to be those chucklefucks?”
Beef gets all the pets and loving but also put on a diet because “Robert, you can’t overfeed your dog just because you don’t think you’ll live through the night”.
Actually prompt/concept/ficlet/thing:
Robert finally feels comfortable enough to want to settle down. He’s wanted kids for years but never had time or energy to devote to having them. He can absolutely just self-reproduce but he wants the child to have a part from all his lovers.
So one day after work he sits his partners down and tells them point blank that he wants a child.
The ladies have worries on how that would affect their time as hero’s, since none of them could feasibly take the time off when their freedom is on the line.
Robert is kind of confused. After all, he said HE wants a child, so HE will be the one to carry it.
“Why would I ask one of you guys to do it? It only makes sense for me to be the one to carry it. I’m the one with a desk job.”
Cue “shocked pikachu” faces all around.
“So does that mean we’d have a baby blobert on our hands?” That was Sonar. Because of course it was.
“We are NOT naming the kid ‘Robert’ in any variation. That family tradition dies with me.” Pause. “But yes, it will take time for the baby to solidify into a human-ish form. It took about a year before I could maintain a mostly human body.”
“Wait, so we’re doing this? For sure? You get dicked down and then pop out a goo baby?”
“I want it to be related to all of you so it’ll be more than just me getting ‘dicked down’, Visi.” Hesitation. “And that requires all of you to want this too. If it’s not unanimous, then we won’t do it.”
“I would be greatly honored to impregnate you Third Robert Robertson.”
“Ok, hold on. How exactly would ‘We’ be able to contribute, babe? We don’t exactly have the right equipment for it.”
“…it’s less complicated on your end than mine. I’ll take care of the hard part. You all just get to enjoy yourselves.”
After a short explanation on how best to go about it, the whole team agrees to try. Plans are made. And a date for an orgy is set, though, it’s more like a gangbang.
The whole thing will be marathon sex for Robert, each partner taking a turn at him, and him ingesting some blood from them one way or another.
Now, orgies aren’t a rare occurrence for the team. They all love Robert and many of them have fun with each other too.
The only one that never participates in the sex part of full team ogies is Flambae. He literally just can’t get it up when women are involved. He’s just that gay. Ones with just the guys? Sure. Rare as those are. They do happen.
He Does get involved though. As a caretaker. Making sure people are taking breaks, drinking water, or eating small snacks of fresh cut fruit. It’s a time he gets to be Gentle. It’s almost meditative for him to be the calm in the chaos.
This orgy will Not be one of those times. Because he has to focus on his Other job before taking his turn last.
Getting Waterboy into the right mindset. This time, getting him out of his own head and so deep in the “studing” mindset that he can only focus on “breeding” Robert.
Flam is the only one that can consistently put Waterboy into the mindset of thinking only of sex and pleasing his partner. With Prism as a close second. Otherwise Herm guts hung up on if he’s even doing it right.
This is also why sometimes Waterboy joins Flambae as a caretaker. Wiping people down and cooling them off with his powers.
(Can you tell WaterBae is kind of a secondary ship for me? Same with SparklingWater. I love them. But also, the secondary relationships, outside of Robert being the nucleus, within the polycule are fascinating to me.)
So the rest of the team has to handle themselves without WaterBae there to take care of them. Not getting too hot’n heavy with each other. Keeping track of their own energy and water consumption. Helping each other either stay aroused until their turn or helping with the comedown of railing Robert into the California King they all pitched into to buy him.
They take their turns. The girls with their favorite straps and the guys going raw just in case it helps. Phenomaman thankfully, while not compatible with human women, IS compatible with Robert’s more malleable inhuman nature.
Then they leave the room for Waterboy and Flambae. Taking the time to eat the food and drinks Flam prepared beforehand.
Waterboy is so lost on the sauce he’s nonverbal. Just a living fucking machine keeping Robert locked in a mating press until he’s sure it “takes”. Not even minding the deep bite on the meat of his shoulder.
This just leave Flambae with a very worn out Robert. But that’s ok, because that means Flam gets to be gentle here too. Taking his time . Maneuvering Robert to lean back in his lap. Guiding him into just taking a nice slow fuck that’s more a careful rocking than the fast paced ruttings and poundings he just finished enduring. Crooning sweet, dirty, things into a chipped ear.
Basking in being Allowed this, even with their history. That Robert is so trusting even after how badly he reacted to the Mecha Man reveal. That he Understood how betrayed Flambae felt. And now Flam has the whole team. Soon they will have a child.
All thanks to Robert…
He still makes dumb “saved the best for last” jokes after Robert’s done chomping on his arm.
(I really took the “I can be gentle” line to heart. That line delivery was amazing. Like he’s just chomping at the bit to be gentle with someone. This man wants to let down his barriers so much. Let him be soft! Let him be doting! He deserves to not have his heckles raised all the time!)
The whole point of it being an orgy is because their blood has to be flooded with mating pheromones. It’s all part of the ritual blood sacrifice necessary to get Robert’s body to accept his partners as parents for the baby.
Highlights after pregnancy confirmation:
Robert gets cravings. But like, very inhuman cravings. Things like bones with the marrow still in, poisonous mushrooms, and a drink that’s only available in Hell.
He doesn’t really show he’s pregnant though. After all, he’s settled into his human shape. There isn’t a reason to let it change just because he’s pregnant. (So he basically has a cryptic pregnancy)
He’s actually got more energy because he’s taking better care of himself and has his whole team taking care of him.
The whole of SND Torrance starts using utinsles to pull meat off the bones in their lunches and leaving them in a box in the fridge for Robert. Everyone will contribute to keeping the pregnant eldritch horror happy. This is Chases idea. He remembers all the horror stories from Vitality about when Mrs. Robertson was pregnant.
Eventually the little blob is born rather casually during a shift.
“Hey Chase, can you take over for a bit. I have to go for a minute.”
“Fine. But don’t you leave me in charge of these fuckfaces for too long or you might come back to no team. Because I’ll have fired the lousy sombitches”
“Thank Chase. Alright, you guys behaved. I’ll be back in a few”
*40 minutes later*
“Ok, I’m back. Sorry that took a while”
“Did you fucking fall in?! How long does it take to take a sh- is that your granpappy’s thermos?”
“Yup. Hey team! Goo baby has successfully been born! You can all see them at lunch break!”
“YOU HAVE YOUR FUCKING BABY IN THAT THING?!?!”
“What? Dad used to take me to work with him like this too. Didn’t you think it was weird he never drank anything from it?”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU WERE IN THAT THING ON HIS DESK?! HE TOOK IT TO PRESS CONFERENCES!!”
Goo baby is in this just without the vacuum seal lid:
(Was all this an excuse to have thermos goo baby?
Perhaps.
I also kind of know what their kid would eventually look like after settling on a human form)
Let it be known that the Z-Team will always be found family to me. Even when I’m writing them all having the nastiest, hottest sex with each other, they’re found family to me
