#z team polycule

[diiebu]

Another day with meme photos from Z-Team group chat

[greenlaut]

🎧 : " come in, z-team "

this took ridiculously too short time i scared myself (never again...)

alt title: robert & his harem

[s0ul4rsblog]

Obliterate that twink

(I hope nobodys done this yet)

[trash-hatchet]

my hip hurts

[falling-star-cygnus]

yk what i wanna see?

Z-Team realizing, after the Mecha Man reveal, that- oh shit! Robert is like... a week fresh outta a several month long coma ↓ i feel like that fact really gets glossed over

and he still held his own in that bar fight IMMACULATELY, yeah, but like.. is he- good?

it can't be healthy to be working so hard so soon, right?

and maybe they forget about it for the most part, until he lore drops some absolutely insane shit bc they're all joking around and- hey! he can talk about this with them now! -> imagine with me:

[Robert shoots up from a nap like he's being attacked, not even remembering when he'd fallen asleep or registering where he is, until a comforting weight tightens around his middle] [It feels restrictive, just at first, before it relaxes, and something flat and pointy flicks soothing up and down his back] Malevola, soothingly: Woah, easy now babes... breathe, yeah? Just us here [she keeps her hands to herself for now, though they're twitchy. Hovering like she wants to coax him back down to her lap to keep running her fingers through his mussed hair. Her tail stays loosely wrapped around his waist] [Slowly, Robert processes his living room. Processes the couch they'd forced on him. Processes he'd felt safe enough to doze off surrounded by his team, who are sitting in various groups around the room] [he relaxes, subconciously bumping Malevola's shoulder. She takes it as permission to put her chin on his head and wrap her arms around his shoulders] Robert, dragging a hand down his eyes and letting the demon cling: Fuuuck... I don't think I've slept that hard since the coma Flambae, with Robert's legs over his lap: ...the fucking what? [Everyone will remember that ⓘ]

[birthofcassiopeia]

sorry guys, the sheet ghost has been dying

I am gonna finally feed u guys tho lol

Waisan Robert my beloved, I have no idea where the hc began but I do know that it would be hilarious on a drunk karaoke night with the z-team.

I think it’s funny before or after the reveal, like, the team has been trying to get him drunk enough to do it, and finally he does because he’s drunk and lost a bet. he got onstage, and proceeded to sing the accidentally selected song word for word. He then immediately passes out once off-stage. They know next to nothing about Robert (even after the reveal) and this doesn’t tell them shit. Ofc Prism was filming though, so everyone demanded that it be sent to the gc. fast forward to the next morning which consists of Robert remembering nothing after his fifth shot that night and a “wtf is this??” Text from Chase with a video attached.

[quitealotofsodapop]

Planning-to-be-a-Dad!Robert asking Z Team+ for a baby:

Forgive for post length, I could not stop thinking about this since my previous post. Robert wanting kids and telling the squad/love interest. Semi-serious semi-silly. Can apply to other aus/canon. Transcripts in alt text.

Sonar:

Flambae:

Invisigal:

Punch Up:

Malevola:

Golem:

Prism:

Coupe:

Waterboy:

Phenomaman:

Blonde Blazer:

Royd:

[secretlypansexualmango]

Post-Shroud Robert starts disappearing on the same day every month like clockwork, at first the Z team doesn’t notice, but eventually they figure out it’s the same day every single month, he never misses it. They try and fail to stalk him for a bit, until he just sighs, gives up, and asks them if they want to come with him.

They, of course, deign to accept. Only to find out that he’s been going to the local children’s hospital as Mecha Man???? As if he couldn’t get any more heroic and kind??? How are they supposed to deal with this, how is he even more charming and alluring??? Fuck?????