#electricvoodoojesus

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Mama Earth, now that all the humans are inside:

The humans:

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Ashley O, saving pop music: Oh Honeyy!

Trixie:

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i fried some tofu today for vegan fish and chips? smell like an english now. will the sexy ale pie

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when your friend is a lonely lesbian with lab access who crushes on straight girls way too much

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*my friends*: omg, you're so good at imitating Brenda! It's so hilarious

*Me, fully ready to steal brendas life, with her nice husband, car, golden retriever and local newspaper job, the second she drops dead*: haha, yeah, such a useless talent tho

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Most nights i'm just home alone, playing dress up, making selfies and posing in front of the mirror and then sometimes i invite strangers to get fucked

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i really long for that day when i get to spend the holidays with a beautiful, healthy family, my chosen family, a family that feels like a family and it will be a happy christmas.

until then: inhale, exhale, breath. Just breath