My College Theatre Experience so Far
Eleemosynary: First major role. First straight play. The easiest part was spelling big words.
Peter and the Starcatcher: I had to fake a backstroke in a tiny space, and also practiced kicking my boyfriend.
The Bald Soprano: I was barely needed at rehearsal, but still had more costume changes than everyone else.
Sweeney Todd: I sang nothing but Green Finch for 5 months, but I learned how to shoot a pistol. A fair trade.
Proof: They took away all of my fucks, but I just played what I always am inside: a depressed bitch.
Crimes of the Heart: All I did was take measurements and help with the one quick change.















