Dear Mr Vetchtibbles Sir,
I hope this question finds you well.
As the resident vegetable representative, I would appreciate knowing your opinions on this so that I may best treat the vegetables in my life: Do you prefer being boiled or roasted or being left raw?
Thank you for your time today.
Yours Sincerely,
A curious non-vegetable bacteriophage.
it is quite up to you whether you’d like to broil,
or set out a pan and sautee in oil,
but please, I do beg, don’t ever, do NOT,
chop us all up and then get out a POT
and just bring the whole thing to a boil












