#eli stop

[elisela]

me: the derek/allison/stiles verse stays happy also me when i’m trying my best to procrastinate on my capstone: here are 17 different angsty storylines i could write hmmmm

[sepko1]

Hello I’m officially Freehoun now and will forever play Half Life 2 as a perpetually exacerbated Gordon Freeman cuz Eli keeps trying to hook him up with his daughter.

[reptilemouth]

wow i love when it takes me 10 months to muster up the courage to ask you for closure, and when i ask you say you left because of a bullshit thing i told you AFTER you broke up with me.

and then when i suggest we hang out your immediate assumption is that we’re gonna hook up?

and best of all, i almost agreed to it because i was still in your trap!

hahaha! you have done fuckall for me. even when we were together.

[elisela]

me: I’m gonna really work on the snowed in fic for @tylerhunklin

also me: but what if I wrote that national guard story instead ... 

[irrelevaantidiot]

My scalp hurts hows your day guys

[jxmieclayton]

UWU

who is this djnfkfn

[gods-creations]

yes hai my girlfriend is helping with lizzard androids, make sure their tail can de- and reattach

Imagine if humans could do that with their arms. When they were in danger they would just shed an arm. How cool would that be? Mind you, actually, for people with anxiety that wouldn’t be great. They’d just be shedding arms everywhere they went...

[reptilemouth]

welcome to my period. i have acne on my eyelid.