emily

currently residing in your peripheral vision 18

[sparcky]

me, looking back on it all:

[vanwizard]

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

[daenerys-lensflareyen]

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[vederlicht]

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

[dreamingbuttons]

Let me add a couple more!!

A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as ‘Marshmallow Bats’! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!

Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!

And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldn’t find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!

[korkro]

@daggertongue >:0!!!!

[roach-works]

let’s hear it for the Little Brown Bat! very common in the midwest america, looks like a cotton ball having a tantrum.

so plush. so angry!

when they scream at you while you’re rescuing them you can feel it tickle your lungs. i love them so much.

[catchymemes]

[ordinarytalk]

Hey, so we all remember this lady, yeah?

She’s cospaying the Resident Evil tall vampire lady now.

She’s also a bronze medal-winning Olympian with the Russian basketball team. Maybe go visit her instagram?

[inactiveaccount12345678]

@nye-eclipsion

[tenorgender]

sometimes I look at a fruit or vegetable and see how optimized it is and I'm just filled with love. ppl have the idea that edible plants are "organic" or have just sprung from the earth in their form but that's not true!! they were selectively bred for thousands of years by generations upon generations of people. that is love. that is faith. when you bite into a fruit you are eating the generations of labor instilled in it to make it just right for you

[tenorgender]

this is how much our ancestors loved us. this is all their struggles and all their hopes. this is how much our ancestors loved being alive

[catasters]

[zmije]

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that's a demon speaking to u baby

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[lemuenic]

[anthoniejcrowley]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes 2.0

[part 1.0]

[catcrumb]

[guerrillatech]

[third-nature]

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

[edwardashley]

i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:

[autisticexpression]

Fuck all romance except whatever this is

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[appraisedtiktoks]

[labelleizzy]

In which I am both of them

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

[anscathmarcach]

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[phoenixblack89]

Me writing this story to reply to messages.

[llleighsmith]

i’m gay of course i’ve crushed on / had an undefined situation with someone cute i met on the internet who lives hundreds of miles away from me who i’ll absolutely never meet but definitely fooled myself into thinking i would someday

[starfoozle]

#sometimes it works out and you move in together