#eli's shitposts

[cornelius-goblin-crusher-fudge]

"Where do baby bacteria come from?"

Well, you see, when a single cell organism hates itself veryyyy much...

[littlebagoflemons]

BOI

ok but just imagine if shiro and adam got married and they just finish their slow dance and adam goes onto a stage or smth and starts singing Mamma Mia by ABBA and shiro is so confused but lance immediately catches on to what he’s doing and by the end of it, everyone is singing along and having a fab fuckin time

Adam: *staring right at shiro* I was cheated by you and I think you know when~

Shiro: wat

Lance, immediatley getting the hint: pfft omg omfg

Adam: So I made up my mind, it must come to an end~

Shiro, finally getting it: OH MY FUCKING GOD BABE YOU DIDN’T

and then they all bop their bussies for the rest of the evening <3 

Feel free to make a fic out of this, just please credit me for the idea!

[littlebagoflemons]

Lance @ lotor

[littlebagoflemons]

Guy presenting meme: Lance is a genuinely good person who gets over his playboy phase over the course of the show

@junkoenoshimalovesdespair is just mean

[cornelius-goblin-crusher-fudge]

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[titan-god-helios]

why is a little guy like me being subjected to standardised testing. i am not standard. i'm literally queer, trans, mixed race, punk and neurodivergent the only place i'm standard is on tumblr

[littlebagoflemons]

Shiro: I died, Keith

Keith: omg this is so sad black play my heart will go on shitty flute cover