#voltron shitposts

[amicuscordis]

Me: When people write smut about Sendak... Sindak.

QPP, leaving the room: Dislike! Dislike!

[theitalianmafia]

We popping the biggest bottles when Lotor gets redeemed this season!!

[littlebagoflemons]

Lance @ lotor

[deadlyflames]

Nailed it. Good job Lotor.

[kirishwima]

ok but no one can convince me that while decorating a christmas tree, Lance wouldn’t try and crawl to the top saying ‘we need a star, obviously’ with Pidge and Shiro trying to pull him away, Hunk facepalming in the distance

(Keith would kinda nod approvingly, bc his blyfriend is obviously a star)

[pidgance]

pidge falls asleep everywhere - whenever a member of team voltron finds her they will usually carry her back to her room and tuck her into bed, except for lance. lance will simply drop down wherever pidge is and just snooze away next to her. she’s fallen asleep on a sofa in the lounge? cool, lance will collapse next to her and drool away on her shoulder. she’s fallen asleep in the hangar whilst making upgrades to her lion? not the comfiest place to nap but lance will happily lie and use her stomach as a pillow. she’s fallen asleep crawling through a vent in order to tinker dangerously with the castle-ship? you bet your ass lance will crawl in there, accidentally kick pidge in the face, wake her up, get yelled at - which will in turn alert the whole castle to his activities - have shiro drag him from the vents only to cautiously coax pidge out, to then be sat down in the lounge and explained the dangers of crawling around in small spaces, then falling asleep in a pile on top of pidge because they’ve heard this speech and had this situation play out a million times before and for quiznaks sake lance why can’t you learn that your legs are too damn long to be crawling around in those vents

[theoleria]

[mualance-blog]

klance wedding preparations

Lance: What band should we slow dance to? I want something soft, something romantic, to represent how I feel about you

Keith: How abou--

Lance: If you say MCR you're sleeping on the couch tonight

Keith:...

Keith, grumbling under his breath: I was going to say Nickleback but okay