#ell.fav

[verycorrectlotr]

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Bilbo: Maybe we should split up?

Thorin: Bilbo, no! We can fix this!

Bilbo: No, Thorin, I mean-

Thorin: Fine, you want out? Then go. I can make it on my own.

Bilbo: That’s not what I’m-

Thorin: Please take me back. Other people are a nightmare. I love you.

Bilbo: I just mean split up to search for the Arkenstone!

Thorin: Oh. 

Thorin: Oh yeah sure.

[verycorrectlotr]

I will never be over the fact that Boromir fucking blew the Horn of Gondor at the Balrog, and the diddly darn thing had to hesitate before following the fellowship again. LIKE THIS GIANT ASS MONSTER STOPS FOR A HOT SECOND JUST BECAUSE BOROMIR BASICALLY YELLS 'GET WRECKED BITCH'. Like no wonder he blows the darn thing when they leave Rivendell. I just need someone to share that with someone

boromir put a speaker in the horn of gondor that just plays “hit or miss” when he turns it on

balrog couldn’t handle it

[verycorrectlotr]

the year is 2043, you are some age, have a house, have left your tumblr days far behind you. one day you get a package with a note. no name. you read the note. it is the elf ask™. you gasp, your hands are shaking as you open the box. its full of rosin

this ask is what we call Verycorrectlotr Gothic thank you so much

[verycorrectlotr]

after taking shit from gandalf about eating dirt for eons legolas turns around and sees the old bastard stuffing his bearded face with moss, just absolutely going for it, not even chewing just shoving it straight down his throat

legolas: yoU FUCKING HYPOCRITE

legolas: you

legolas: *snaps an arrow in his fist, eye twitching*

gandalf: *surreptitiously stuffs more moss into his mouth*

[verycorrectlotr]

Oh my god I just realized that your Gandalf hat shit is that the hat is his meat not the flesh of other people I fully thought that you meant that gandalf just straight up killed people and turned them into a hat and I was just cool with that

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what a fantastic idea

[verycorrectlotr]

once i accidentally called u incorrectlotr on an ask to finwe-the-disappointed and the mistake still haunts me i apologise for the blemish to your honour however unintentional

my name is verycorrectlotr. you killed my father. prepare to die.

i remember you…

i thought it was a deliberate slight and i was affronted and entertained at the same time thank you so much for that delightful barb, however unintentional hasdjkfs.

[verycorrectlotr]

Due to personal reasons Ell will lick all the rosin.

and it’s nobody’s goddamn business but my own

[verycorrectlotr]

Gollum' vore fetish is just a fact of life. Nothing shocking about that

i wish i could live one second like you live your entire life anon GOD this ask sent me into at least 6 alternate realities and opened my third eye and i love it

(youre valid)