#elora willow

[kittanthaloselorashield]

Willow Sunday Textposts

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Jade: I left everyone instructions while I'm gone. Kit: Mine just says "Kit, no." Jade: I want you to apply that to any situation. Boorman: "Boorman, don't"? W—? Jade: Yes, you too. Elora: Why does mine say "Stop them"? Jade: You're the only one who can.

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*Jade & Kit in an intense staring contest*

Jade: Tanthalos

Kit: Claymore

Jade: Tanthalos!

Kit: Claymore!

Jade: TANTHALOS

Kit: CLAYMORE!

Jade, trying to make kit see "sense": Tanthalos sounds cooler! My last name is BORING.

Kit, trying to make Jade see "sense": Tanthalos is so hard to remember how its pronounced and spelled! People will say it wrong all the time!

Boorman: What are they doing?

Elora, facepalming: They’re arguing about which last name they get to use when they get married.

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Elora: Words that end in “ie” are so cute. Cookie, sweetie, cutie- Jade: die Elora: Okay maybe not that one.

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Airk: Now that we’ve all chosen our secret santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!

Kit: I should probably ask for a new tunic.

Jade: A new sword

Elora: I want therapy.

Airk, Kit, Jade:

Airk: Um-

Kit: Wait, me too.

Airk: Guys-

Jade: Actually, I really need therapy too. Can someone get that for me?

Airk: Guys… I… I don’t think therapy’s within the price limit

Elora: Airk, you don’t understand. I’ve probably needed therapy my whole life. Can we just pool the money or something?

Airk: I really don’t think that’ll work… not for all of you

Kit, Jade, Elora: AIRK, WE NEED THERAPY.

Airk: *cowering in fear* I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me

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Kit: Ow! My armkle! Elora: Your WHAT??? Jade: *sighs* her wrist.