#elsabear

[biteythevillain]

i fucking laugh out loud every time i see your url like it's so fucking hilarious and i don't know why!! like the same kind of funny as that photo of joe keery lookin stoned w champagne and a lap dog kind of funny. so im sorry bc i dont get the reference if there is one and i probs sound psychotic now but anyways i wanted to say thank you because it genuinely brings me such stupid unbridled chortling joy every day !!!! xx

ive reached the peek comedy when all i have to say is my url and hear one person lose their mind thank u xx

[cuntyarmand]

music note**

Hangin’ - Bastille

Just leave me hanging in the breeze if it makes you feel better

[liaability]

jpst my weird ass friends told me I looked like their fave porn star

HFGAUIERGOEGHR BY E

send me a #justpublicschoolthings!

[sarcastic-clapping]

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34: Who did you miss?

mostly my dogs while i have been away at school lmao. 

but also one particular friend that i haven’t been in contact with for a few years. we didn’t have a falling out or anything we just sort of stopped talking and i kind of hate the idea that i’ve already seen or spoken to her for the last time 

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

I just did some investigating. the tweets are both very real but we're from the Charlie Hebedo attacks, which many people are digging up and confusing with the recent terrorism related attacks all over social media.

ah thanks i’m impressed you went back to January on their accounts for that!

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

what did you mean by this isn't real? is it a forged tweet? please explain

yes it was a fake tweet. the donald trump one has a time stamp of january 7th, and if you go to both twitter accounts, neither of those tweets exist. someone made it up 

[flourishcreations]

Daddy and #elsabear #alvinandhang (at Sydney Opera House)

[elsabear]

whoever designed the blueprints for my church is an actual idiot omg. it's a very new building and already there are two! huge! issues! 1) there is a big bell tower above Jumbo Jesus™ in the main part of the church. so waaaay at the top there are Windows that are freaking filthy but whoever made and approved the designs forgot to design some way to get up there from the inside and outside. basically we can never ever physically get up there to clean. 2) the roof design would be perfect for some sunny cali church and it's beautiful, I mean gorgeous! but after just 10 years of Ohio weather (which as much as people complain is pretty lowkey) it's completely mutilated with snow and water damage. we need to raise a million freakin Jesus bucks to fix it. omg idk I just thought this was funny and thought I'd share but I'm for real mad lol all this bc some dumb bum didn't double check his work. smh