#eltonverse

[popl6628]

felt cringe drew Elton Tom @noa-on-a-boa

[eltonverse]

ELTON BENNY

by @popl628

[popl6628]

@noa-on-a-boa IGNORE HOW ASS IT IS I MADE THIS ON MS PAINT WITH NO CLUE OF WHAT IM DOING,,,,,,, last post before i go to sleep okay

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[eltonverse]

INTRO POST!!!

welcome, esteemed traveller. this universe exists because i misheard (total drama) alejandro's name as "elton tom." it expanded from there because of @torchbearerclancy (WIFE) and @popl628 (TWIN). i will make lore posts based on the characters and such. the topics will be (with links added when the posts are created):

elton tom

elton benny

elton bobular

elton fairy

the AEE (anti-elton establishment)

the gube

[eltonverse]

ELTON TOM

the og

[destinationtoast]

Elton!John: the road crew

"Really, Greg?"  Sally shakes her head.

[x]

"What?  What?!"

"That's your best songwriting effort?"

"I'm a detective, not a songwriter!" he protests.

"Not right now, you're not.  Right now you're a roadie, just like me -- except you're also writing songs.  So apparently, you fancy yourself a songwriter."

He gestures at her.  "Oi, and I suppose most roadies wear that get up and carry a gun?  Nice undercover work."

She puts up her gun and turns to face him.  "Well.  It's doesn't say 'police,' does it?  Anyway, don't change the subject."  

"What's wrong with my song, then?"

"Are you expecting to woo Ms. Hooper with it?"

He crosses his arms.  "I -- no!"

Sally rolls her eyes.  "Of course you are.  Right, let's have a look, then.  I get this first part:  Blue jean baby, London lady, seamstress for the band --"

"-- nothing out of the ordinary there.  Nothing interesting, even."

"Hey!"

"Well, you're just stating her cover story.  It's accurate, at least, I suppose.  Then comes the next line: Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand -- right, I'll grant you that one gown of hers does look a bit like a dancer's frock.  Sand, though?"

"When we were down on the Thames, looking at that corpse the other week.  She took some samples to analyze."

"She wasn't dancing then."

"Artistic license."

Sally sighs and holds up her hands in mock surrender.  "Fine.  Here's where you lose me, though: And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand.  What on earth?"

Silence.

"It rhymed."

"Is it sexual?  Is it hallucinatory?  Seriously, Greg -- what is this rubbish?"

Silence again.

"It's not done yet."

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Thanks again to significanceofmoths for photos!

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Elton!John: the origin story

"Why do I have to be the one on stage?"  John protests, hanging back in the shadows.  "You're the one who likes to show off, likes to be the center of attention."

"Because every eye will be on you," Sherlock explains, with a shrug to show how obvious he thinks this is.  "Nobody watches the band's manager.  They'll see only you as I observe them.  Besides, your singing voice is tolerable."

"Go put these on," Sherlock continues.  "I had Molly make them -- I deduced your measurements; they should fit perfectly.  She'll be undercover as the seamstress for the band, by the way.  You'll need longer hair, too -- try this wig."

Minutes later: "I feel ridiculous."

Sherlock just stares at him for a long moment.

Finally: "Don't forget the shoes."

"What?!" John exclaims. "No.  Sherlock.  Just.  No.  This is --"

"All the nice girls like a music man.  Especially a tall one.  It's been proven empirically on three continents."

"I... Just this once, you hear me?"

"As long as it takes, John.  We must take down Glamiarty."

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Much thanks to significanceofmoths for help with the photos, and shinysherlock, @queersherlockian, marsdaydream, and all the others who contributed to the original conversation/fateful mishearing that led to the Eltonverse! <3 

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