#elump

[dumpsterfirespectator]

As amusing as the argument between these pathetic little men may be, it can't go on like this.

We need a solution.

Before I run out of popcorn.

It's obvious that these two can't talk to each other like adults, so there's not going to be a clarifying conversation.

And as much as I would appreciate an honest brawl between the two of them, they're not fit enough for that.

So I hereby propose the following:

The ultimate dance battle!

Ketamine Kid against Diaper Donnie!

Who's gonna win?

Elon Musk aka Ketamine Kid aka Edolph Twitler

Donald Trump aka Diaper Donnie aka Mango Mussolini

They both die in a freak dance accident. Humanity wins.

Voting ended onJun 13, 2025

[odinsblog]

👉🏿 https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-called-musk-big-time-003150840.html

[joanthebonelord]

ELUMP DIVORCE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[basil-joy]

my friend just referred to the trump/musk divorce as “the elump breakup”

[dahfloofysmol]

IS THIS REAL????? WHAT

I just thought it was a really silly ally/fellow Lgbtq+ bestie until I looked at who posted 😭

[your-local-blogger]

These tabloids are getting more insane by the minute

[your-local-blogger]

I refuse to believe that Donald Trump doesn't use Tumblr and is always pissed off because of the yaoi fanart with Elon

[okierazorback]

ELUMP – Some Ramblings

Okay I am once again a Johnny-come-lately. This time it is to the awareness that the bromance of Elon Musk and tRump had been labeled Elump by the popular press.  I became cognizant of the moniker scrolling through YouTube when a video of Bill Maher’s popped up addressing the subject. I am not as big a Bill Maher fan as I used to be as he has become so self-righteous as to be almost unwatchable,…

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