Sat around thinking which of my dorks would main what. This is a seriously specific crossover, so if you don't care much about elysian tunes the label and splatoon 3 the game, this will look like gibberish.
Astro The Fox (new name pending): custom range blaster. She loves the highly geometric zoning playstyle and explosion as the main attack. Getting a direct is a dopamine cannon, and kraken is a fun bonus.
*my actual main, i love it so much
Algorithm Dude: wellstring 5. Picked it up for the ultrasamp and insane paint, stayed for fucked up stringer techniques.
*my second main, i've been getting scary with the stamp in x
ACDJH~2: enprry splat dualies. The combination of mandatory timing precision and mind games stimulates their brain the right way.
*i wish i could actually be good wit these, but i can't
Curlwond: aerospray rg. She mostly plays zones, and so, likes being an annoying bitch with it. Plus, booyah bombs make her look very cool
*indeed, a zones guilty pleasure. i rarely whip it out, but when i do...
kouyou: explosher. Says it's because she likes to stand back and help the team here and there, but often goes for aggressive plays.
*i play it when i feel like being more passive overall
NO_ID: .96 gal deco. Enjoys the safe and steadily repeating loop of turreting from covers, getting kraken and pushes.
*played it as part of competitive team. it's cool, but a bit boring
Scarlytt Sixton (ex SIX TON DOG): foil/vanilla flingza roller. Scarlytt just enjoys crushing others and physically swinging and flinging stuff around, mostly, but also is good with disgusting suction bomb placements.
*my splat2 main. still kinda fun, but the kits are sad >_>
Smoke: bamboozler 14 mk2. It cannot tell why exactly.
*i play it with friends when we do turf and i'm too destructive with range or wellstring