#em moriarty

[i-am-sherlock]

Outfit todayyyyy (ignore the old men)

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I'm so sorry John but there's two of them now.

[i-am-sherlock]

Taking the Tube

[i-am-sherlock]

Eustace - the Heir

[i-am-sherlock]

🔍 - Auntie Irene stop hacking blogs challenge (impossible)

💋 - Where else was I supposed to post? My personal blogs aren't on this little site.

[i-am-sherlock]

Mycroft, Who's your favorite person in London? (Not sherlock)

🌂 - And how precisely am I supposed to answer when my only truthful one isn't allowed? Very well. The detective inspector and nephew are tied.

[i-am-sherlock]

You need to pay your child support

To whom? My good anon, you've me mistaken for someone else. I do not have children.

⚕️ Child support? Er, Sherlock, you didn't have any one-night-things in school, did you?

🎻 Homosexual demiromantic, John. I told you: Not my area.

🔍 "No kids" What am I, a lamp?

🎻 A nineteen year old with his own flat.

⚕️ Oh stop fighting. Sherlock just pay them.

🎻 What for? It's not like I know them!

🌂 His own flat? You know living situations don't negate anything, brother. But you're right: not a son, just someone who looks up to you. And you're very protective of him. What do we make of that?

🎻 ...if you lecture me about care again...

🌂 I wasn't going to. I was simply going to point out how you've bugged his flat. Good day.

🎻 Mycroft-

🌂 Good day, brother.

[i-am-sherlock]

(ooc post)

"If you do not stop prying, I will burn you."

I also did a biiiit of writing but I haven't even technically SEEN season 4 yet so. Being brave sharing it lol. I was simply sized by an intense and immediate loathing for Magnussen upon seeing a gif-set and had to get it out of my system.

Enjoy the AU shenanigans. :3

The Interview. In which Em has already researched the interviewer and knows exactly who's newspaper she works for. In which Charles realizes he didn't have to wear the stupid glasses.

One mind palace infiltration later, back in the physical realm: The Confrontation. In which the hunter has inexplicably become the hunted.