#embarrasing myself

[dmonrunner]

anecdote

I worked as a customer service representative and one time this lady called but she was having trouble with her phone so she asked if in case the call dropped we could call her back and I said unfortunately we can’t and when she asked why I just said “The thing is this a call center not a call sender” then I hold my tears and she just stayed silent for a few seconds and said “... ok, what a shame”.

[ibelieveinpi]

I really just gotta learn to keep my mouth shut

[noctuaalba]

Visit Original Link

dorianpavus-art Hmmmmmmmm then read some Josie banter! Antivan YAYY

1) I hate you 2) does it work? I have no idea of what I’m doing it took me 3 years to figure this out 

[larrygirls]

true/false game. make an assumption about me in my ask and i’ll tell you if its true or false. go.

doubt i will get one

[thewayhisblueeyesshined-blog]

I hate sending friend requests on Facebook because if they don't accept it I'm like 'oh gosh, he hates me, I'm an awful person, he's going to laugh in my face, maybe he doesn't know who I am, how could I be so stupid, I regret this entirely' so yeah.

[invisibletemporaryfix]

I was sitting here wondering why shuffle was playing all the H songs on my itunes...

shuffle isn't on...

[bubblesthecow]

there is nothing more awkward than coming inside from a slushy parking lot and having to walk through a designated silent study area with your shoes squeaking with every step you take.

Oh wait- I forgot, there is something more awkward. Trying to walk really slowly so your shoes don't squeak and having the girl you like watching you (she was smiling! YAY!) and then slipping on the slush that fell off your own shoe and hitting hard concrete floor and everyone in the room turning to stare at you.

At least the pretty girl seemed concerned about me. But oh my gosh it was so FUCKING EMBARRASSING! 

[fratboykyles]

((making the munday singing video then i will answer all the lovely asks!<333 send more if you'd like we love getting them<3))