#emergencybitch

[annerb-fic]

Guilty pleasure fic trope?

I think I’m past guilty pleasures. They are all just things I like. 

[delphinelacroix]

Dunno what we’re guessing but the answer is always 7.

absolutely

[jasperwhitcock]

“Oh yeah dude, you’re the bomb.”

send me your favorite twilight movie quote & i’ll tell you your vampire power

ur power is being DOWN WITH THE KIDS is that u can cause objects to spontaneously combust with ur mind 

[ask-the-volturi]

But what about your sister? What are the justifications for Didyme? (I love this already this is great)

Yes, what about my sister? My sweet sweet sister. She was murdered in cold blood. I searched for the fiend that killed her, but to no avail.

Oh how I miss her every day! I would still be weeping if I could produce tears. And poor Marcus. My dear brother is but a shell of his former self!

I honor her legacy by protecting Sulpicia and Athenodora! Didyme’s death was a tragedy that nothing can undo, but it exposed a weakness in my coven. That weakness is now corrected and the rest of our wives are happy to be safe! I would say that you should see how content they are, but letting you into their safe place would be a security risk.

This question has made me rather sad. Please never ask me to justify the tragedy of my sisters passing again. Or I might have to send Felix to visit you.

I hope you understand now, better late than never, that I love my late sister. I’m sure it was a simple mistake on your part, right?

[bcdaily]

It’s not my first Jily fic but one of the first few fics I remember when I got super into it was one of your old ones “All in a letter” I loved that one. Also “Woes Of Christmas Parties.” You were one of my favourite writers back then and you really still are ❤️❤️

Ahhh, my Harry/Ginny days! (Not that I don’t still adore them now. Forever&Always.)

[annerb-fic]

Ohhh that outtake. Brilliance. I cackled. “Make it a double” 😂😂

Thank you! I love outsider POVs. It’s especially fun when you have two characters like Ginny and Harry who kind of never realize what they appear like to other people. Or Harry at least, I suppose. Ginny is a little bit more aware of it, even if her understanding of it is skewed.

[ask-the-volturi]

Aro how do you justify your actions?

(Damn first question and you’re really going for it)

I know what I’m doing is right and I do not need to justify my actions, but that does not answer your question.

My job is to keep the peace and prevent humans from finding out about our kind. Does that require a certain strictness and violence at times? Yes. But dear, just imagine the chaos if we didn’t enforce these laws. Or better yet, imagine how much worse it was when the Romanians ruled. I believe that every word I speak, every action I do, every decision I make(along with my brothers) serves the greater good.

I hope my answer suffices.

[annerb-fic]

Are there any tropes you love and any you really can’t stand? (Both in canon writings and fan writing?)

I’ve rarely met a trope I don’t like, even if because they give me constraints to work within and I do love to wiggle my way into a constrained system and see how I can transform it in unexpected ways. 

I love most of the classics: fake dating, secret dating, friends with benefits, only one bed, amnesia, drunken shenanigans, forced confessions, taking care of someone who’s sick, fake death, time travel, traveling to alternate universes, pretending to be married, sex pollen, truth serum, saving the other’s life, meet cute... i feel like I’m forgetting a ton.

The only tropes I avoid are love triangles and adultery. Those are just not things I am interested in. Also, it’s not a trope, I know, but I just have no tolerance for character bashing. Not my thing!

Do me a favor, reply with other tropes I’m missing. Or send then to my ask box. I feel like I could use some random trope ficlet inspiration.