Yao: I'm ready to marry Lan Huan.
Xue yang: he still can't escape from us.
Su she: go for it Huangdi, once you're happy. But I still don't like him.
Yao: *smile* I think that something as auspicious as a wedding would purify the place from Huaisang's plots and negativity.
Mo xunayu: that Huaisamg had soured the mood.
Yao: yea. Now let me get some gifts for A-Huan.
Su she: why? He should buy you gifts!
Yao: yea, but since I'm proposing this time, I think it would be appropriate to give him gifts.
Mo xuanyu: I think we should give him something to!
Su she: to mess with him a bit!
Huan hall 📍 Jing Manor's compound.
Yao: *entering with team dimple and a few attendants carrying gifts.*
Fuying: congratulations, honorable Zewu Jun.
Yao: let's have our engagement this week, my love.
Xichen: *kneels and lovingly holds A-Yao's hand delicately* I'm so elated to hear that! Of course! Let's get engaged tomorrow.
Yao: *hugs* I love you so much.
Xichen: I love you too, A-Yao.
Yao: look, I got gifts for you!
Pendants, hair sticks, golden combs and hair brushes, Jade stones, obsidian, gold, opals. Golden intense burners, Jade utensils and tea sets, expensive clothes. More Jade ornaments.
Xichen: waw, A-Yao. I don't need all this.
Mo xuanyu: what do you expect. You're getting married to an emperor.
Xichen: A-Yao. *caresses face* all I want is you. The most expensive gifts won't stand a chance in front of you.
Yao: aww. You're so sweet, A-Huan.
Xichen: *lifts chin* can I get a little kiss? Since you're here. Huangdi.
Yao: *blushing* A-Huan, team dimple and my attendants are here.
Yao: *buries his head in his chest* er ge.
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Xichen: ok ok. I was just teasing the emperor. But I hope he kisses me in private.
A-Yao I got a gift for you too.
Xichen: *puts a diamond necklace around A-Yao's neck*
Xichen: I know you love shiny and glittery things! So i thought that I would buy you a diamond necklace.
Yao: A-Huan! It's beautiful! I love it!
Xichen: *lovingly fondles his arms*
Su she: lipsy, team D got some gifts for you to!
Mo xuanyu: as you have to marry us too! Technically.
Xue yang: this will show that you have to share Jiggy with us! And you'll forever be drilled by team D.
Xichen: haha, ok Team dimple. Show me what you got.
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, this is lip paint. Because you're Lan lips.
Mo xuanyu: can you wear it one day?
Xichen: but it's bright red.
Yao: I would love to see it.
Xichen: ok, I'll do it for A-Yao.
Su she: here's some underwear. So you can look decent for huangdi.
It might be tight, because I don't know your size.
Xichen: uh....lol...thanks I guess, Su she.
Xue yang: love that gift. Ahahahahahaha.
Mo xuanyu: why didn't I think of that.
Xue yang: here's a cookbook and an apron.
Xichen: ahahaha, it says kiss the horny Lan.
Xue yang: we all know that you're indeed a horny Lan.
Xichen: *sighs in amusement* thank you very much team dimple.
Xichen: I wonder what you guys would give each other as gag gifts.
Xue yang: I would give Jiggy heels, so he can look taller.
Yao: and I'll give A-yang a prosthetic pinky finger.
Su she: I'll give Mo xuanyu empty beauty products.
Mo xuanyu: and I'll give Su she a Lan zhan cosplay kit.
Su she: haha, don't you dare. You'll get used to it, Lipsy. We all laugh it out. Lol.
Mo xuanyu; there's no hard feelings.
Xue yang: we like to be rough with each other.
Xichen: that's cute. *laughing* I love it.
Yao: mhm. *rests his head on Xichen's shoulder*
Xichen: *glaring lovingly at him*
A-Yao, you know. I have a request.
But I want to tell you privately.
Fuying and others: excuse us, Huangdi. *rests the gifts down, then exits*
Xichen: I want to do papapa with you. Where you're wearing your most expensive and thinnest robes.
Su she: *almost faints, but mxy and xy caught him dramatically*
Xue yang: you want to Fu---
Mo xuanyu: *covers xue yang's mouth* Language.
Xue yang: you want to papapa Jiggy just like that. Lan lips. Oh my god Lan lips.
Su she: I think my blood pressure has raised.
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, you almost killed Minshan.
Xue yang: he almost killed team dimple.
Yao: *nods* team dimple, what to do with you.
Yao: anyways. *kisses Xichen's nose* I have to go discuss the engagement and wedding details to my staff. I have a lot of planning to do.
Xichen: you don't need to plan, A-Yao Huangdi.
Yao: I must, A-Huan. If you need anything, Xiying is here. We'll hang out later. *blush*
Yao: I love you too! Let's go team D.
Xiying: yes your Excellency.
Xichen: can you do me a favor, by filing A-Yao's bedroom with roses and cherry blossom petals? Candle light and a hot pot of tea?
Xiying: I certainly will.
Xichen: just a token of love. And he would be tired after planning, so the tea and ambiance will help him relax.
Xiying: you think so much about Huangdi. The staff will do it right away.
Later on, after planning. A-Yao, team D and his entourage of attendants throdded down the hall.
Huangdi, we delivered the list of delicacies and their recipes to the imperial kitchen.
Huangdi, pearls or sapphires on your engagement garment?
We started decorating. Do you want to see the grand hall?
Yao: how beautiful. But I would love to be surprised tomorrow.
We'll be back to give you a beauty treatment, Huangdi.
His room was beautifully decorated in roses and rose petals, and the floor and bed was covered in cherry blossoms.
Mo xuanyu: maybe the hananaki monster.
(*hananaki~ a madeup condition where someone who's in love would vomit flower petals)
Su she: can team dimple take credit?
Mo xuanyu: I think we should.
Xiying: Huangdi, this was a gift from the honorable Zewu Jun.
Yao: *tears up* how thoughtful of him.
Xiying: your tea awaits. He said that you may be tired after planning.
Yao: aw, A-Huan is such a sweetheart.
Su she: we could do better. But at least Huangdi is happy and pampered.
Xue yang: is Lan lips even trying?
Xiying: his Excellency had literally got Huangdi a golden chocolate fountain.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege deserves the best.
Yao: *laughing* guys. Please don't be hard on er ge! I really love his gift!
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips does everything imaginable to please you.
Xue yang: ugghh Lan lips! Shanshan, let's go mess with him. *grabs hand*
Yao: *nods* these three, lol.
Team dimple trio: *getting into Yao cosplay*
Xue yang: I'm a hotter Jiggy!
Mo xuanyu: no, I'm hotter! And this outfit is more canon.
Su she: shut up. I had perfectly adapted his style.
Su she: don't strangle yourself with the hat strings.
Xue yang: you can strangle someone with a hat strap? Wow! I need to use this as a weapon.
Mo xuanyu: please don't. And we got to get ready before that Lan lips get here!
Xue yang: we're going to mess with him
Mo xuanyu: would he be attracted by us??
Xue yang: nah, we don't have dimples.
Su she: *picks up an ink brush* who says?!
Xue yang: Minshan!!! You're a genius!
Mo xuanyu: oh yes, draw on dimples.
Xichen: *enters* A-Yao. A-Yao did you love my gift?
A-Yao. Oh great, it's team dimple.
Mo xuanyu: what team dimple. Don't I look like Yaoyao.
Xue yang: don't listen to him. I look like that hot bf of yours.
Su she: this is what you're going to get, before you get engaged to Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: his attendants are giving him a beauty treatment.
Xichen: but you told me that he wants to meet me here, Su she.
Xue yang: the only way we can get you to come, Lan lips.
Why don't I get a beauty treatment?
Mo xuanyu: because you're not the emperor.
Xue yang: everything isn't about you Lan lips.
Yao: *passing along with an entourage of attendants*
(His hair was also in a high messy bun)
Yao: *looking at his crew* hahahaha are you three cosplaying me?!
Xue yang: to annoy the Lan.
Yao: omg. I love the effort. And your drawn on dimples.
Mo xuanyu: we're very dedicated cosplayers.
Xichen: aw, I see. You had a spa day.
Yao: nah. I had to do my hair and some steam treatment for my skin.
Yao: my facials and everything else has been completed.
Attendant: Huangdi's dimples has its own beauty routine.
With a circular motion massage. For obvious reasons.
Xue yang: and you say that you're not a diva.
Su she: your face is glowing!
Xichen: love you, A-Yao. I can't wait for the engagement ceremony.
Er ge, I'm really in love with your little gift! It's so lovely. *hugs*
Xue yang: looks like a flower murder scene, but ok.
Xichen: I didn't do that for you.
A-Yao, after the engagement and wedding, I can't wait for, you know what I mean.
Yao: remind me, Lan lips.
Xichen: starts with n and ends with t.
Su she: you're going to tie Huangdi up in a net. That's rude.
Xue yang: this Lan has some weird ways of showing love.
Xichen: nuptial night, team dimple.
Mo xuanyu: you're going to tie him up in a net during your nuptial night????????
Xichen: *sighs* Bodhisattva, give me patience.
Yao: team D. Stop teasing him.
Xichen: anyways, *holds his hands on his*. I hope that I can have a date with the emperor.
Su she: why is Lan lips so corny all the time.
Mo xuanyu: hopeless romantic.
Xichen: I must spend time with A-Yao, guys. Maybe under the stars.
Su she: why not under the sun.
Mo xuanyu: are you a vampire?
Xue yang: should I throw garlic at him?
I'll bring a few at the engagement!
Lan lips, I mean no harm.
But you got to let out your secret some how.
Mo xuanyu: you have to be truthful to Yao gege.
Xichen: I'm not a vampire, team dimple.
Xue yang: would a vampire ever say that they are. Unless he's mo xuanyu.
Yao: *cracking up* gosh you three are so random.
Xichen: *sighs* team dimple.
Trio: if you want to stay with Jiggy! You have to survive from team dimple!!
Xichen: I thought I already have.
A-Yao, how about we go horseback riding, as an engaged couple.
Yao: *smiling* sounds fun. I would certainly love that.
Su she: oh look, it's the knight in shining Lan robes. *rolls eyes*
Mo xuanyu: awww, so you're not a vampire then? You're ok with the sun.
Xue yang: we stan a cutsleeve vampire, just saying.
Xichen: I was never a vampire, lol.
