Evan was definitely more perverted at the beginning of EMH and got more like… distant? Like less touchy and clingy (even though he’ll always be a clingy mfer) throughout the series if you catch my drift.
At the beginning, once you two have been dating for a while, at most a couple of weeks, he’ll definitely be perverted towards you, or at least suggestive with his touching.
100% slaps your ass when he’s walking past you, or pats it when he needs you to move out of the way or to get your attention. Has a hand on the back on your thigh, right under the curve of your ass when cuddling or lying around, or his hand is directly on the thing, and he’ll occasionally massage it under his palm as well. (🤤🤤🤤) Though, when he’s feeling real playful he’ll start tickle fights, which gets you both riled up real fast.
Or, when you’re on top of him (or vice versa) he’s got his hands under your shirt, or under the waistband of whatever pants you’re wearing (he will undo your belt if your pants are being held up by it and the waistband is too tight) to rest his hands on your hips. Your legs are tangled together, either his knee slotted in between your thighs or vice versa.
Sitting next to him he’ll have his hand on your thigh (again), his fingers more closer to in between your legs.
Omgomgomg not necessarily perverted but when he’s driving and you’re sitting in the passengers seat he has his left hand on the steering wheel (definitely a one handed driving guy) and his right hand is either on the back of your neck (THIS ONE. THIS. ONE.) or on your thigh. When he’s necessarily pent up or wants to be frisky, with his hand on the back of your neck he’ll push on it a bit and spread his legs a bit more on the seat to be even more suggestive, EVEN while he’s driving. Now it’s perverted.
When sleeping it’s basically the same thing as with it is cuddling, but less clothing.
When he’s working out in his basement and you come down there to watch him or join him, or he’s so much more in love with you. He doesn’t want you to feel like you have to give him privacy. C’mon, go down there! Please let him purposely flex his lats and biceps to get your attention.
If you’re working out with him and are bench pressing and he’s spotting, looking down at you while you’re all sweaty and doing your reps, might have him pop a boner right above your face through his workout/gym shorts. Also, during stretching, he’ll purposely do stretches that he’ll make excuses of you ‘not doing correctly’ even if you are just so he can put his hands on you. Or do stretches that have you bend over, and if you have any type of boob on your chest (yes, this goes for the boys as well) so he can see that as well. This occasionally turns into him fucking you on one of his gym machines, while his music that he blasts so loud plays in the back. (I really need a fic of that holy shit.)
This also goes along with teaching you self-defense if you don’t know how to do so already. High chance you’ll feel his dick pressing against your ass when he’s behind you adjusting the way your footing or arms are positioned.
Though as the series continues on, when things start happening and getting all weird he gets a bit more, euhhhhh respectful? I wouldn’t use that word but like, ‘I’m not really in the mood’ type of thing.
He still puts his hand on your thigh when you’re cuddling, but it’s more on the side of your thigh or on your lower back. Or his hand is stroking your hair or rubbing your back up and down. More intimate and sweet. Playful even.
Sitting beside him is not all the different, but he’ll usually toss his arm around your shoulders, hand on your thigh/knee, back on your neck again, etc.
Likes going for walks with you rather than you two chilling in his basement and doing stuff. It’s more relaxing and distracting from what’s going on. Will hold your hand and swing your hands together, maybe start a game of tag to get y’all’s adrenaline and heart rate pumping a bit. Just cute things.
This goes for anytime during the series, but he loves holding hands. Or hugging. Especially when one of you comes up behind the other and hugs them from behind. I can picture doing that while he’s cooking. Resting your chin on his shoulder, arms around his waist, maybe swaying on your feet a bit. I’m getting off track, so anyways. You get my point LMAO.
When he starts going through the phases of HABIT possessing him for a bit and then letting him ‘go’ for some time afterwards, he starts getting real distant if you aren’t around when it happens or aren’t living with him. He makes excuses, or is just deadass honest and says ‘no, I don’t’ or ‘I’m not in the mood’ those type of things.
But, if you are around when it happens. He’s one, terrified of hurting you once he knows he’s killed people (the ones he’s loved), and two, but he needs reassurance. That you’re there.
His arms are around you, not wanting you to leave him alone or let you leave the room that he’s in. He’s watching you like a hawk. His hands are on you or arms are wrapped around you if you’re standing up somewhere. He will just stand there and hold you while he’s on the brink of a meltdown 24/7.
Cuddling is more of a him on top of you thing. His head on your chest, hands grasping at you, gripping your clothing if you’re wearing a top. Poor thing is visibly trembling with the thoughts running through his head right now.
Always reciprocate any affection he gives you. He’ll get offended or make an awkward joke if you don’t. Or maybe get whiny.
Literally, in general this guy always has his hands on you in some way. Doesn’t matter when or where. Alwaysssss.
