#emma no))

[therend]

The way y'all seem to forget about this gem, this peak of "[the name of the parabatai who needs to be controlled], no" scenes is exotic.

[theatersanddemons]

Leo: You think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Lance: You're a hazard to society.

Emma: And a COWARD, do twenty!

[tpn-incorrect-quotes]

Emma bakes cookies with Gilda

Emma: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Gilda: emmA THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES-

Emma: FLOOR IT?

Gilda: EMMA NO-

Emma: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND??

Gilda: EMMA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE ORPHANAGE DOWN

Emma: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FLIPPING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES!

Gilda: EMMA P L E A S E -

[the-13th-battalion]

what if...I made a writing prompt side blog... haha jk jk....unless?????

[cuteteacakes]

Emma has come to scare the crap out of Odd. Emma, baby.. that’s not how you make friends.

{📚} - Meanwhile Odd is humming to himself as he discharges a stack of books an old lady brought to him. Yes they had a self-check machine, but sometimes the elder of the patrons wanted to do it the old way, and Odd was perfectly fine with that. 

“Would you like a slip showing the due date?”

[weaselsmuses-aa]

“SARDINES FOR EVERYONE.”

[skyfire237]

General, another settlement needs your help....I forgot to share my newest creation with you, so here it is!