who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: ignore my confusion; it’s supposed to be the marshmallows thingies, right? probably finley. he’d like to see what shape they take, how they expand. or maybe just explode them because he was extremely bored.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: probably finley tbh, he’d be so into it he’d forget about everything. but then when the cat is staring at them he’ll regret his choices.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: i mean i can’t really see emmett doing embarrassing stuff. finley is way more embarrassing, so maybe emmett. but at the minimal chance finley will record everything.
who breaks the most phones: finley, definitely.
who dies first: if we talk about doing dangerous things, then emmett. if it’s with stupid stuff then finley.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: neither, but leaning towards finley just slightly.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: finley. emmett is perfect tbh.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: emmett. not because he did something wrong, but finley would probably kick him out while sleeping and he’d have no other choice other than sleeping in the couch.
who uses the computer most: emmett to search for random things, and finley to play bc he’s a child.