fire meets gasoline

Olive Santorini. 18. I want to burn with you tonight. Hurt me. There's two of us. We're certain with desire. The pleasure's pain and fire. Burn me."

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hi i just sent a message to the main but if any of u still follow me im thinking about reapplying for one of three characters i like ok bye

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Cleo: It means I'll be here forever.

Cleo: Literally all I needed from you was a ride and now I have one so I'm not continuing this conversation.

Olive: What a horror for the world.

Olive: Yeah, but even as this conversation ends, there will be one thing that remains.

Olive: my amazing rack.

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Cleo: I'm biodegradable, bitch.

Cleo: I'm not thinking about your fucking tits. The last thing I want to do is think about sex.

Olive: That sounds disgusting.

Olive: But see the thing is, now you are thinking about my tits. Which, by the way, are quite amazing.

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i def ship elena and damon more than stefan and elena 

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Cleo: I'm only capable of experiencing emotions rooted in rage.

Cleo: How would your insatiable desire to fuck desert foliage inspire me to fantasize about you? No, I'm not.

Olive: You're going to get wrinkles so fast then. Maybe a few gray hairs too.

Olive: I bet you are.

Olive: think about my boobs, they're perky and great.

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Cleo: I'm sure she would. I was weirdly jealous every time I spent a holiday in Arendelle. Lots of secret corridors and hidden rooms.

Cleo: Sure.

Olive: You get jealous?? You're capable of feeling?? this is news to me.

Olive: R u thinking about having sex with me now? I bet you are. I'm pretty great.

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"This room holds every memory i thought important enough to hold onto" he says as he holds her after having sex and pets her forehead

THIS SHOW IS TRASH AND I LOVE IT WHAT AM I DOING

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cl-eocarson replied to your post:*whispers* this sex scene is hella cheesy 

tvd is so gross there’s so much forehead touching

im laughing at the accuracy of this statement

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Cleo: He's tolerable.

Cleo: Oh God, I'm so glad someone else sees it too. It's weird, right? Fucking Flowers in the Attic.

Cleo: Hilarious. You'd love to fucking chauffeur me around.

Olive: He's the best of them all.

Olive: It's so fucking weird. I bet if he asked - which he never would, because he's awful but not weird as fuck - she'd suck his dick...like??

Olive: I'd rather have sex with a cactus, but whatever.

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*whispers* this sex scene is hella cheesy 

[makena-diallo]

Yes it is, Ollie, it is my fault…If- if I hadn’t gone to see him or even said anything…n-none of this would’ve h-happened. [ by this point she’s already in tears, which nowadays it doesn’t take much to bring her to this point ] I wouldn’t have gotten hit and Harold…h-he wouldn’t have had to go beat up X-Xavier because of it.

[ she wipes her nose with the back of her hand and clears her throat before returning her focus back to the coke can ] I hate him so much, but at the same time I don’t    that doesn’t make any sense, does it? I’m speaking gibberish, ignore me.

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Kena - it's not. You can't blame yourself for this. If anyone is to be blamed - it is me for being so completely stupid and breaking his heart into pieces. Blame me - not yourself, okay? I don't want you blaming yourself. Ever. [Olive gives her a small smile and nods] No - it makes perfect sense, I promise. I know the feeling. I understand your gibberish, you're my person. 

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i really just want stefan to suck elenas blood does that make me a bad person

i cant tell if i want him to do it for ~sexual~ reasons or just cause im not a huge fan of elena 

both?? 

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Cleo: They're all fucking insane. It's the mountain air. Their brains don't have enough oxygen to develop properly.

Cleo: That's usually how it happens.

Cleo: I actually think I've got a ride but you're sweet in an evil way to offer.

Olive: Except Logan. I love lil' Bjorgman.

Olive: I swear to god she's in love with Harold...like gross.

Olive: I never offered, I was just telling you that I could steal a car if necessary.

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emmettwicks replied to your post:please stop posting about the show you're...

ew not cool anon really not cool. you keep talking about tvd bby, you do you, you live your life! the first season is esp exciting keep bloggin keep livin treat yo self!

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Cleo: "Borrow"

Cleo: Please, if you ever confuse me with the abominable snow bitch I'll gut you.

Ollie: Oh god you hate her too? BLESS YOU.

Ollie: Don't judge my methods either.

Ollie: I feel sick to my stomach that I'm actually starting to enjoy you.

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please stop posting about the show you're watching, it's taking over the dash, thanks

You definitely could of messaged me about this off anon - I find it hurtful and rude that you felt the need to hide. I’m sorry that I’m annoying you by posting it on the dash - but people make OOC posts about stuff all the time - I am not a lone exception. 

No one i know irl watches the vampire diaries so excuse me for attempting to find someone to connect to about something. 

Honestly, now I’m a bit annoyed and quite frankly, a bit irate at the fact you couldn’t come off anon with me about this or talk to the admins and have me talk to about it.

But just to please you - I’ll be sure to stop attempting to connect with with people and keep my enjoyment of this television show, and all other things to myself. 

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TYLER AGITATED WITH A FULL MOON BEHIND HIM

I SEE FORESHADOWING

WTF 

IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS