#emmi posts

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I can't believe Maroon 5 killed Stephen Hillenburg a second time

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U kno Kirishima always does his hair up in spikes every morning and that's cool but what I think abt a LOT is the fact that he even did it up when they were at the training camp and had to be outside at 5:30am, and after he was at extra lessons til 2am. He is COMMITTED TO THE LOOK

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[ID: a tweet from Pete Buttigieg that reads: "At times like this, it would be helpful if our country had a president." End ID]

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Kirishima: if I hit myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?

Bakugo: it makes you a dumb ass

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One-Punch Man and Kusuo Saiki are on the same level in terms of power it's just that one fights melee and the other is a caster

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Lara Croft in TR Anniversary: I can't believe I couldn't save that Peruvian mountain guide from the wolves, oh dear god Pierre got trampled to death by centaurs, Larson made me shoot him and now he's dead what have these wretched hands done oh god oh no

Lara Croft in the original timeline: I'm literally Begging you to give me a reason to shoot you

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Bakugo: bullies Midoriya for years for not having a quirk

Midoriya: acquires six (6) quirks

Bakugo:

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Bakugo, in a bathroom stall, answering his phone: hello?

Kaminari, in the stall next to him, slightly confused yet delighted: oh, hello!

Bakugo: what's up?

Kaminari: just takin a shit, and you?

Bakugo: hold on a sec, some dumbass in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to him

Kaminari: wow, what an idiot!