Warnings: Essentially every kink under the sun. Everything from breeding to CNC.
I’ve always said I’ll try anything in bed once, which has lead to some rather interesting scenarios, some new kinks, and some things I’m never doing again. I know everyone jokes about wrapping a fruit roll up around their partner’s dick, but it’s really not that fun. Unless you did what we did and bought the ones with tongue tattoos. His dick had stains for a few days.
Headcannons below cut!
Superstarbur: Superstarbur is very dominant in bed, but we all knew this. Choking, spanking, handcuffing his partner, tying his partner to the bed, edging, orgasm denial, making his partner beg, ruining their orgasm, and blindfolding them is what gets him off. Anything he can do to hold his power over you. He does work hard to get his partner off, not because it turns him on, but because it strokes his massive ego that he’s making you feel that good. Obviously, this man is packing a massive dick. Long, thick, and perfectly curved to hit all the spots you want it to.
Simpbur: Simpbur is quite submissive, but sometimes his obsessive nature wins and he’s demanding what he wants you to do to him. He loves to be tied down, blindfolded, choked, edged, and having his orgasms controlled by his partner. In fact, nothing turns him on more than being told exactly if and when he’s allowed to cum. If he’s being obsessive, he’ll beg to get his face sat on. He’d happily suffocate to let you use his face to get off. Call him a ‘good boy’ and he may cum in his pants. As for size, he’s a bit below average.
Incelbur: Nobody is more submissive than Incelbur. His kinks are whatever his partner’s kinks are, and he never thinks about your pleasure. He’ll jackhammer you until he cums within minutes, rolling away when he’s finished. Poor guy has a very below average dick, and if he was a decent partner, it wouldn’t matter.
Dadbur: Unsurprisingly, Dadbur has a breeding kink. His breeding kink doesn’t just involve the thought of stuffing you full of his cum, but all the dirty talk. He needs you to beg for it, needs to tell you how perfect your body is for carrying his baby, needs you to want it as badly as he does. He’s a switch, playing whatever part his partner wants from him. His partner’s pleasure is all he wants, and thinks nothing about his orgasm. It’s all about what they want. It’s rare you two would have rough, kinky sex. He prefers worshipping your body, kissing every inch, and preferring to enjoy the feelings of your bodies together instead of worrying about the climax. He’s just above average down there, but it’s thick, heavy, and curved so beautifully, you can’t believe it’s real.
Princebur: Considering Princebur doesn’t know much about sex and has only been with you, he doesn’t have any. He just loves how amazing it feels to be inside you, feel your body next to his, and lives for the feeling of your skin against his. To him, sex is far more than just producing heirs. Pretty ahead of his time. Everything about his dick is average, but obviously, he doesn’t know that people get hung up about size. Such a simple time, huh?
Vampirebur: Vampirebur is a switch. I have no basis for this, but it’s true. He loves to bite you HARD during sex, drawing blood to lick up, especially between your legs. The sight of his cum mixing with your blood makes him need a second round almost immediately. He’s basically the ideal partner if you’re into temperature play, his icy dick pushing into your warm body and making you feel every vein stretch you open. His dick is long but the girth is pretty subpar.
Emobur: Emobur is a soft dom, liking playful domination over harsh control. This man is probably the second kinkiest out of the Bursonas, second to only Superstarbur. He loves anything dubcon related, whether he’s using you in your sleep for his somnophilia kink, chasing you down in the woods to itch his predator and prey kink, or pretending to jump through your window, muffle your protests in your pillow, and ‘force’ himself on you for his CNC kink. He’s a little embarrassed to be into such kinks, making triple sure you know the safe word and giving plenty of aftercare.
Yeah, again. Listen– it's kind of complicated. When Schlatt and I were younger we kind of had a "will they-won't they" sort of situation going on. I'm sure our feelings for each other was obvious to everyone but ourselves. Looking back at it, I sucked ass at trying to hide my feelings for him. He was new to the whole best friend thing and I didn't know what was normal for best friends, he and I are both very affectionate people, so that led to a lot of platonic PDA. Though, we tried our best not to be very affectionate in public. The town was very— how do I put this– traditional in a sense, so gay shit had to be kept to a minimum. Not that we had a word for what we were, but I used the term "no homo" probably as much as I said "Amen".
We had sleepovers practically every day since our guardians left us alone in our houses all the time, and of course we only had one bed in our rooms– because duh. I slept on the floor sometimes, usually as a result of homework putting me out like nyquil, but eventually I found myself sleeping in the bed with him, and then cuddling a little later. We spent many a night together cuddling. He has always been a very cozy person to cuddle. I'm not exactly sure how or when we started cuddling, that time frame has always been pretty fuzzy for me after our falling out. I don't really mind talking about it much, though.
